I pull up to the dive bar in North Portland at 1:30 in the morning
August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[September 26th, 2007] I pull up to the dive bar in North Portland at 1:30 in the morning expecting to get a grizzled character, or perhaps one of the newly arrived hipsters. It’s a surprise, then, when a little old lady with a cane totters out.
I clear my stuff off the front seat, and she slurs “take me home,” as she gets in. I ask her where home is, she gives me a nearby address, and I start driving.
“Where are you taking me?” she asks, after we’ve gone about two blocks.
“Um, to your house.”
“This is where the black people live,” she says, with a tone that’s more confusion than bigotry. I explain to her the route I’m taking to her house. She nods, and we drive there in silence.
When we pull up, I tell her that she doesn’t have to pay the fare, that it’s on me. She doesn’t understand, and I just mumble something about repaying a debt (see last week’s column).
As I help her up the front steps, she grips my hand with a surprising strength. She tells me that she was born in this house and has lived in it all her life. She takes the steps slowly, and explains to me that she’s a good Christian, but that we’re all children of God, no matter our race or religion. As I get back in the car she waves from her stoop, thanks me for caring, and asks if she paid me enough money. I wave back, and drive away.
—nightcabbie@wweek.com
advertisement
RECENT COMMENTS ON “I pull up to the dive bar in North Portland at 1:30 in the morning”
Hi Night Cabbie,
I am, again, thankful for you. This week's column is brimming with layers of meaning, filled with such simple irony, incongruity, grace, symbolism and wisdom. To fi...
what the night crabby forgot to mention is he has a diaper fetish. Obviously someone of this great compassion, has the ego to write his own kudo. quit jerkin off ya fucking asbandit.
so does the dive bar have a pool?










