Beers of Summer
| Eight good draughts for a sudsy, sunny afternoon and one better left in the cooler.
| Eight good draughts for a sudsy, sunny afternoon and one better left in the cooler.
H2OMG!
| What to drink if you’re hot, thirsty and don’t give a hoot about the Earth.
| What to drink if you’re hot, thirsty and don’t give a hoot about the Earth.
The Willamette River Probably Won’t Kill You
| But it will leave poo particles on your skin.
| But it will leave poo particles on your skin.
Float Notes
| Let’s not go to A&W.
| Let’s not go to A&W.
Stay Soaked
| A few more ways to get wet this summer
| A few more ways to get wet this summer
Clam-Happy
| Roll up your pants and start digging.
| Roll up your pants and start digging.
Juicy Suits
| Poolside style from boutiques to The Bins.
| Poolside style from boutiques to The Bins.
High Seas, Low Wages
| How to teach yourself to sail without scuttling your savings—or dying.
| How to teach yourself to sail without scuttling your savings—or dying.
Grown Men Shouldn’t Say “Arrr!”
| An off-season kvetch: everybody punch a pirate.
| An off-season kvetch: everybody punch a pirate.
Paddle Party
| An unapologetically technical guide to 10 Northwest rivers.
| An unapologetically technical guide to 10 Northwest rivers.
Splish Splash
| Whether you’re wading or just training, portland has a pool for you.
| Whether you’re wading or just training, portland has a pool for you.
136 Degrees Of Separation
| If you haven’t been to Bagby, you don’t know naked nerds.
| If you haven’t been to Bagby, you don’t know naked nerds.














We love the cover art of the pug in goggles swimming with beer. Does Kim Scafuro sell reproductions of that drawing or on a t-shirt? (Not for publishing in print edition please)