Top 5 movies to watch in theater pubs this week

[July 30th, 2008]

1. Iron Man: It is now officially impossible to find a movie without a superhero in it. Academy, Avalon, Bagdad, Edgefield, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

2. The Incredible Hulk: See? Not a single one. Academy, Avalon, Bagdad, Edgefield, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

3. St. Elmo’s Fire: Unless it is old. Laurelhurst.

4. Young@Heart: Or the people in it are old. Academy, Laurelhurst, Valley.

5. Vintage 35 mm Porn Double Feature: Or the movie is old and the people in it are super endowed. Iron men, if you will. Clinton Street.