August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[July 19th, 2006] Time to break out the gypsy cab. The night shift is beginning, and a day driver has brought in a girl who wants to go to Pasco, Wash.
She has a friend's credit card number, but no expiration date, so we can't accept it. I watch her sitting in a corner of our driver room, crying, trying everyone she can on her phone.
I remember when I was homeless, what it felt like to be crying in a public place, hating the knowledge that people were watching you break down. I sit down next to her and ask if there's another way she can pay us.
There are friends at the destination, three hours away, but no sane cabdriver would take a fare like that on a contingency. But sanity has never been my
strong point, and the superintendent has told me that I'm not going to get a cab this night anyway; I'm too far down the list.
So I ask the girl if she has gas money, at least. She does, so we get into my personal car and head east.
I have nothing to lose except my time at this point. We stop at a rest area along the Scenic Highway, and I ask her if she's ever seen Multnomah Falls. She has not, so we stop there. Her eyes shine, and she thanks me.
I don't even care all that much about getting paid at this point. Like a wise friend once told me, we're all stakeholders in the karma economy.
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