"I'm just glad my husband isn't around to see this."
August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[September 6th, 2006] "I'm just glad my husband isn't around to see this."
My passenger is referring to the regime of Bush II, but she hardly fits the profile of a flaming lefty. She's almost 70, dressed with the great care some elderly people develop once it takes them about an hour to get dressed. She was an electronics technician in the Navy for 30 years. "My husband went to Vietnam five times on his own. They never had to draft him. This president who started this war wouldn't even go to war himself, nor would any of those around him. There are insufficient words to convey how deeply I disapprove of what this government is doing."
"Ma'am, I'm a writer, or at least I like to think so, some of the time. And I haven't found sufficient words for it, either." We laugh, and change the subject.
She tells me about her beloved little dog, Lacey, her "bosom companion." I tell her about my cat Pixel. "He thinks he's my boyfriend," I say. "He is an infallible judge of character. My ex-husband is the only person he's ever bitten enough to hurt. If, when you are my guest, he sits on you, you are more likely to be invited back."
I start unloading her many groceries, carefully putting them along the right side of the porch and the edges of the steps. "Oh, thank you so much for doing that. The others always just dump them right in front of the door. The logic of men, I suppose."
RECENT COMMENTS ON “"I'm just glad my husband isn't around to see this."”
You damn liberals and your Bush hating. When will you accept that God loves Bush and America, but hates you!
I know that you are a truely enlighted being, bless you too.
I'm a damn liberal-conservative who has been ordered by God to think only nice thoughts about our fearless leader. Obviously God is not crazy about my personal self, and the Creator must be awfully f...
Religion has been the single biggest contributor of war in the world throughout the ages. The world would be a greater place without organized religion. But I'm a damn happy guy when I see religious i...












