August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[October 4th, 2006] "So I was thinking about being an egg donor," says my passenger. I ask her why, and she tells me about money to pay off her student loans and how safe donating is, and I start laughing.
"Oh, trust me, they are so downplaying the risks. I did it about eight years ago, even though I knew they were bullshitting me about the statistics."
Now she looks nervous. "What happened to you?"
"Well, let's see, I had a sort of pre-menopause while still only in my 20s. My hair thinned out because of this. I had to go on the pill to get my hormones balanced again, but it's never fully grown back. Gained 20 pounds, too."
"Wow, that really sucks."
"Yep. And the hormone shots hurt far more than they tell you, trust me."
She ponders all this. "Tell me, though, if you actually knew how bad it could be, why did you do it?"
Fair question. "One of my cats had cancer. It was either pay for his treatment, or just let him die slowly."
"Do you regret having done it?"
"Honestly, I do, for the most part. I couldn't truly recommend it to you." I pause.... "There was this one overwhelming moment, though. Someone brought me flowers from another woman somewhere else in the building, waiting on another cold steel table at that early morning hour. A woman who I would never meet, thanking me so profusely for what I was about to do. I still have the card."
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What you did for that woman is a gift that has more value then anything else she will ever receive. Your generosity allowed someone to have a chance at becoming a mother and I for one thank you for i...
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Great article as usual. (Oct. 4, 2006) Have you ever thought about writing a book that would expand on your experiences driving your cab. I think it would make a great read.
Dan: I have from time to time, (and thank you for the implicit compliment), but it seems that newyorkhack@blogspot.com has beaten me to it, with a contract from _Random House_, for chrissakes (jealous...












