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NIGHT CABBIE

I'd been on autopilot for days.

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[February 14th, 2007] I'd been on autopilot for days. "He got in and said where to go. We went, discussing inoffensive topics/in silence. I dropped him off. He tipped me reasonably, and wished me good-night." That's far more typical than anything else, but is hardly riveting material. I promise myself that I will stir up something worth writing about my next passenger, no matter what.

He has stuff hanging all over his belt, so I ask what he does. Upon hearing he works for the gas company, I tell him a funny story.

I once reported a gas leak. The guy came out, waved his little electronic nose, and said all was well. As the devices are calibrated to accept a certain base level of gas, I asked him to turn it down. Still nothing. I begged for one more recalibration; he humored me the way one does a whiny child. But then it started to click. I, and my cats, had smelled a gas leak far below what should be detectable by the human nose.

The punchline He said, "Oh yeah, I remember you, all right. No one back at the office believed me."

I pull over immediately and turn around. "Oh my god, was that you How cool!" I offer to come back to his dispatch office and prove his story to all and sundry, and he wants to take me up on it. Yes!

You know, usually I treasure this odd olfactory trait. Unfortunately, it can sometimes be a liability in this job....

—nightcabbie@wweek.com












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RECENT COMMENTS ON “I'd been on autopilot for days.”

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When I quit smoking, my olfactory sense went wild. I could locate a bratwurst hidden in a stadium with one nostril, or a Danish pastry in a paint factory.

A keen sense of smell is ...

Jeff Taylor, Feb 15th, 2007 1:12pm
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I've been told I have a powerful smell, but luckily my smeller doesn't smell so well. I think it's a different kind of survival mechanism.

Ed, Feb 16th, 2007 11:52am
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"bratwurst in a stadium with one nostril...." Jeff, you are always too much.

It reminds my of something my psychopharmacology professor said, along the lines of if our taste buds we...

nightcabbie, Feb 17th, 2007 3:45pm
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I am with,Ed. My sense of smell is horrible. Partially because I'm a smoker, certainly. It does help one survive working in health care or sleeping with sweaty women after a night of drunk dancing at ...

zMD, Feb 20th, 2007 12:37pm
 
 
 





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