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[NIGHT CABBIE]

I’ve had this stooped old alcoholic once before.

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[May 7th, 2008]

I’ve had this stooped old alcoholic once before. He did a header in the Safeway parking lot—falling down drunk at 6 pm on a Tuesday. There’s a bouncer thankfully helping him out of the bar on this night. “Take me to where them racehorses is,” he grumbles in a low and guttural voice.

“Portland Meadows?” I ask him. It’s 11 pm; the track is long closed.

“I’m going to the house across the street from the racetrack,” he snarls. “I only got seven dollars.” That’s about how much the trip will cost anyway, so I tell him it’s not a problem.

He insists on giving me directions each step of the way, his breath stale and foul in the seat next to me. “I been at the hospital,” he says. In the interest of making conversation, I ask him which one.

He mumbles something about Emanuel being closed, that he was at the hospital up on that hill.

“OHSU?” I ask.

“The one up on the hill,” he says.

“The V.A.?”

“Thing’s on a hill, I don’t ask questions,” he snaps, and he clearly feels that I should adopt the same policy.

We pull into his dimly lit driveway, and when I grasp his hand to help him out of the cab, the callouses scratch my fingers. An overweight woman smoking a cigarette emerges from the dark and wordlessly ushers my charge toward a tool shed. I observe my new policy, get in the car, and drive off.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON “I’ve had this stooped old alcoholic once before.”

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"Thing's on a hill. I don't ask questions .... feels that I should adopt the same policy." That para cracked me up. Funny is not boring.

jeff taylor, May 7th, 2008 3:02pm
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Hey, Jesus says you're boring, NC3 -- doesn't that mean you should hang it up? If the Son of God is on critic patrol, you know, it could be that continuing to write the awesome columns you write coul...

Falstaff, May 7th, 2008 7:47pm
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His Name's Obama something ... He'll unite us all. I don't ask questions.

Neck Ed, May 9th, 2008 4:36pm
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I'll walk with Jesus. I mean the proof is right in front of you, 5 comments in 3 days=BORING. How's bout some substance NC! You have accepted an international responsabilty here!

Paul B., May 10th, 2008 12:59pm
 
 
 





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