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NIGHT CABBIE

As I pull into the back parking lot of Spot 79 on Southeast Foster Road...

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot om

[May 14th, 2008]

As I pull into the back parking lot of Spot 79 on Southeast Foster Road, I notice a gnomish figure huddled against the rain, pot-bellied and furtively smoking a cigarette. My passenger’s already told me she needs to run inside to get the fare, so I’m stuck with the exciting prospect of a conversation with this character, who will undoubtedly ask for money.

But the figure stands motionless, and takes a minute or two to finish its cigarette before stumbling over. I roll down the window slightly and give a firm “no” before it can even get a word out.

“But please, I’m pregnant and I need food!’ she screeches, and I feel like I’ve been sucker-punched. This is indeed a young woman, and she is indeed pregnant. “Please, I ain’t gonna spend it on drugs!” she implores.

“Then why are you standing out in the bar’s parking lot at 2 am?” I stammer.

“Please, I ain’t turning tricks, I don’t wanna turn no tricks,” it comes out almost as a whisper.

I fish into my pocket and come up with four ones. “Look,” I say, my voice less harsh, “you’ve got to cut this out. I mean what you’re up to…this isn’t working, not for you and not for your kid.”

She meets my gaze with teary eyes, and whispers “I know.” And I know she does, and I don’t feel like my little lecture has helped either of us.

I hand her the four bucks, and she wanders off.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON “As I pull into the back parking lot of Spot 79 on Southeast Foster Road...”

10

Dunno how the NC3

Turned this place into a poetry slam;

The Shadow Knows, but knoweth not me;

(And Neck Ed started the rhyming spree.)

jeff taylor, May 15th, 2008 8:56pm
11

Keep it up NC3

The heat is rising - so is the intolerance of the Keep Portland Weird conformists.

Night Cabbie is the only section of WWeek that I ever read - exc...

Neck Ed, May 16th, 2008 8:31am
12

With great anonymous respect, Neck Ed, you seem like a really good person and an interesting co-passenger on these weird NC starship voyages, but it behooves me to suggest that you give some attention...

jeff taylor, May 16th, 2008 5:42pm
13

Well the cid's kicking in and I'm headed to a gay bar, so I'll make this short.

I walked and drank the Literary Pub crawl in Dublin, slept outdoors on Cannery row, and once ate lunc...

Neck Ed, May 16th, 2008 8:45pm
 
 
 




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