Logo
ISSUE #34.36 • NEWS •
[THE SCORE]

Signs of the Apocalypse

Recently in "The Score"

January 7th, 2009
Estate Of Denial | Think prosecuting elder abuse will be easy under Newly passed Measure 57? Maybe not.3 comments

December 31st, 2008
From Academia To Zetamania | WW revisits three cover stories from 2008.0 comments

December 24th, 2008
The Big Turnoff | Can’t pay for heat or other utilities this winter? Expect a cold, cold response.0 comments

December 10th, 2008
Snow Job | A Molalla couple fights to keep Snowball but Deserts Juanita, Bonita and Lolita, their pot-bellied pigs.2 comments

December 3rd, 2008
Big Dam Fight | The Legislature may end a long-festering dispute affecting one billionaire, a half-million Oregonians and more fish than you can count.1 comment

November 26th, 2008
A Mess With Taxes | How can Oregon give a $10 million tax break to a company whose affiliate may owe taxpayers $20 million?5 comments

September 3rd, 2008
Elephants Suffer, On All Fronts.1 comment

August 27th, 2008
Taking Your Share and Then Some1 comment

August 20th, 2008
Teenage Drinkers, Bikini Coffee and Cuban Showgirls0 comments

August 13th, 2008
Trucker Bombs: Still Preferable to Russian Bombs.0 comments


DEAD ALERT: Don’t expect a repeat of this anytime soon.
BY WW EDITORIAL STAFF | 503-243-2122

[July 16th, 2008]

WINNERS


1. They may not realize it yet, but Portland’s professional listening-circle facilitators have the opportunity of a lifetime: Cyclists and drivers need closure and healing after a week of front-page bizarro road rage. First, The Oregonian’s coverage of a bike-bound city employee allegedly drunk and blowing a stop sign, then attacking a Subaru driver (and fellow cyclist). Then, on July 14, some alleged substance-abuser in a Ford Escort plows into a cyclist and carries him for blocks as he clutches the hood for dear life. Close your eyes. Breathe deep. You’re at the beach....

2. Rubber-stamp redux: Mayor-elect Sam Adams talked tough about conditions he attached to City Council’s 5-0 approval of the $4.2 billion replacement for the I-5 bridges. But Columbia River Crossing boosters know the reality—Portland surrendered much of its leverage to shape the controversial project.

3. Ah, to live the life of Riley, as in Chuck Riley. The Democratic state rep from Hillsboro rates poorly in our regular “The Good, The Bad and The Awful” survey, but he picked up a re-election gift from Secretary of State Bill Bradbury (“Rogue of the Week,” WW, July 9, 2008). Bradbury bounced Riley’s GOP opponent, Jeff Duyck, after belatedly learning Duyck’s home lies just outside the district line.














icon Story continues below

advertisement

advertisement

4. Trial lawyers danced last week when two initiatives targeting them failed to make the November ballot. One initiative would have limited attorney fees, the other would have punished lawyers for filing frivolous lawsuits. Facing a shortage of valid signatures, petitioners dropped their efforts, saving themselves years of court challenges (and billable hours).

LOSERS


1. Local End-Timers faced the biggest disappointment since Y2K and TOPOFF-IV after scientists lowered the volcano alert level at Mount St. Helens to normal. Oh well. There’s always the possibility of an asteroid strike, mutant virus or nuclear exchange.

2. As first reported on WWire, Esco on Friday pulled its controversial application to increase the height of an industrial waste dump it operates on Sauvie Island. That’s good news for neighbors. And a note to End-Timers: Add “industrial waste” to the apocalypse stew.

3. U.S. Sen. Gordon Smith (R-Ore.) dealt a black eye to Democratic challenger Jeff Merkley. But the real wounds were self-inflicted. After Merkley—the state House speaker—appeared in two state party ads, at no expense to his campaign, Smith’s complaint saying the ads broke federal campaign finance rules got wide media play, including The Bend Bulletin calling Merkley “the master of muddle.”


Rate This Story
4 average/2 votes

 
read all 9 comments | add your comment
 

RECENT COMMENTS ON “Signs of the Apocalypse”

6

heres my thoughts:

814.400 Application of vehicle laws to bicycles. (1) Every person riding a bicycle upon a public way is subject to the provisions applicable to and has the same...

t-dub, Jul 18th, 2008 3:06pm
7

It was very helpful. Uh, why isn't the PPS system teaching this mini-seminar, which you provided in clear format on the WW Website? Do they think their students won't ever have to know the bike laws...

jeff taylor, Jul 18th, 2008 5:48pm
8

in response to jeff taylor...

lol i never went to PPS and i have no idea who silas marner is! i do however know my algebra, my history, and i also know that apparently, common sens...

t-dub, Jul 18th, 2008 10:25pm
9

Apparently. What kind of a sign will we need to say, "Try not to attack one another"? Signs don't work; education does. Wish I knew zero about Silas Marner, though. Not one fact or word.<...

jeff taylor, Jul 20th, 2008 5:31pm
 
 
 





Recently in Willamette Week
December 31st 1969Washington State | The Canada of Oregon has it all—a Stonehenge replica, a longboarder's concrete wet dream and dark, damp underground lava caves. Vive les rocks.
December 31st 1969Oregon's Outer Edges | Crater Lake. Hell's Canyon. Wallowa and Steens mountain ranges. Hell, yeah.
December 31st 1969Central Oregon/High Desert | No rain, plenty of snow, obsidian flows and great local beer. The folks from the real eastside know how to unbend outside.
December 31st 1969Great Cascades/Columbia Gorge | With plenty of room to roam—and hot springs for your weary feet—it's the place to ramble and relax for the weekend.
December 31st 1969Willamette Valley | Monks, tracks, tubing and wine make the fertile strip a virile place to play.
December 31st 1969Stumptown | Tons of public parks, an extinct volcano and nude beach volleyball to keep you jolly. Get out and collect those merit badges, without leaving the city.
December 31st 1969The Coast | The beaches are public. You own them. Go play—hike in the old-growth forests.
December 31st 1969Cycle Tour 101: Your on-bike guide to Highway 101 | To ride the greatest bike route in Oregon, you need to get out of Portland.
December 31st 1969Doggin' It | What happens when a Portland running club jogs with pooches from the pound?
December 31st 1969Over the Edge | Sam Drevo will paddle yr ass.