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Reviews of three new books.

 

Grant Speaks

by Ev Ehrlich

(Warner Books, 404 pages, $25.95)


YO, CLAUDIUS

Ulysses S. Grant was a failure in everything but love and war. Dying of throat cancer from a 20-a-day cigar habit, the tarnished president and Civil War hero decided in 1885 to write a book so his family could inherit something besides his crushing business debts. The Personal Memoirs of U.S. Grant proved a runaway bestseller, the Harry Potter of presidential autobiographies. Grant Speaks by Ev Ehrlich pretends to be the long-lost, uncensored first draft of the Memoirs and reads like an I, Claudius for Civil War buffs. Like Robert Graves' clubfooted Roman emperor, Ehrlich's doomed hero recounts his unlikely rise to power, tweaking the facts for dramatic effect but mostly within the bounds of historical possibility. Most startling is the fictional Grant's portrayal of President Lincoln as an arrested adolescent who dazzles the people with talk of Providence and forefathers but laughs at them behind closed doors. The Old Rail Splitter challenges his generals to "rasslin'" matches in the West Wing while his half-demented sexpot wife tries to corner them for rasslin' of a different sort in the East Wing. Ehrlich accurately mimics the self-deprecating humor and plain-spokenness of the original Memoirs, which remain surprisingly fresh and accessible to the modern reader. By transforming the merely historical into the wildly hysterical, Ehrlich captures a higher truth about the tanner's son from Ohio who understood the "terrible arithmetic" that would be needed to preserve the Union but who was powerless to rescue his own personal fortunes. Matt Buckingham

 



 

Anil's Ghost

by Michael Ondaatje

(Knopf, 311 pages, $25)

 

 


SWIMMING TO THE ISLAND

In his first novel since his Booker Prize-winning The English Patient, Canadian writer and Sri Lankan emigré Michael Ondaatje takes as his subject the decade-long civil war of his birth country. The war claimed 70,000 lives but never received the media attention that others in Northern Ireland, Guatemala or Rwanda did. It wasn't for lack of atrocities--crowds were bombed, bodies dumped from helicopters, heads impaled on stakes as government and rebel armies strove to outdo one another in sadistic vengeance. Ondaatje unflinchingly portrays the war through the eyes of Anil Tissera, a forensic scientist working with a human-rights agency who returns to the country she left as a young woman. But the adult Anil is now a visitor to her homeland, alienated from its suffering.

Author Ondaatje is first and foremost a poet, with a poet's talent for creating weighted metaphors that bob lightly on a character's surface. Anil's metaphor is her child-athlete status as a long-distance swimmer. Everyone she meets in Sri Lanka remembers her in this way, as someone who stays above the waves while others drown. Anil and her mysterious partner Sarath must piece together the identity and manner of death of a skeleton nicknamed "Sailor." Sarath, an emotional paralytic whose allegiance is always in question, acts as Anil's guide through the mysteries of the world she's forgotten.

The story's movements are jittery and abrupt and its short, numberless chapters come like piecemeal visions. There are certain mantras that repeat--truth is malleable, betrayal is the general order in calamitous times, alienation is protection--each of them dark, but no less true. Ultimately, the novel is about what's lost, not what's gained. That the book's ending is tragic yet still above despair is Ondaatje's gift. Bill Smith

 

 


 

Driving Mr. Albert: A Trip Across America with Einstein's Brain

by Michael Paterniti

(Dial Press, 224 pages, $18)

 

 

 


HEAD GAMES

God knows why, but Michael Paterniti's Driving Mr. Albert has caught the attention of literati all over the country. Part memoir, part travelogue and part essay, Driving Mr. Albert details how Paterniti chauffeured the man who stole Einstein's brain across the country, with the brain itself nestled in the car trunk.

Spending a week with Einstein's brain is remarkable, to say the least, and Paterniti's already milked it for a Harper's essay and almost as much press as Eminem's getting these days. Beyond the hype, though, is a slack and superficial book. Paterniti is in love with clichés, and he uses them whenever possible. Almost every slouching person in the book is referred to as a human question mark, and (surprise!) Las Vegas is described as a town full of lonely people. When the clichés subside, the metaphors kick in. Paterniti's metaphors are boats riding rivers that originate from the glaciers of near-meaning, cascade down the waterfalls of SAT vocabulary words and open to the oceans of shallowness only after extensively meandering the watersheds of melodrama. Granted, Paterniti fills some spots with excellent humor (the chapter in which the brain-robber visits an aged and slightly coherent William Burroughs is funny enough to skim in the bookstore) and renders a few beautiful images of the American landscape ("dopamine sunset"). But these moments don't make up for the work's biggest downfall: It has no point. Clichés, overextended metaphors and bad grammar could all be excused if Paterniti presented at least one meaty theme. He doesn't. His few insights are so simple that only readers who base their personal philosophies on SARK's mug and calendar designs, or learned everything they needed to know in kindergarten, will find them meaningful. Lisa Lambert

 

 

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