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A Bug's Life
Robert Vervloet picked up skating as a form of cheap transportation. After studying insects through a pet store window, he believes he's invented the fastest way to blaze about on blades. Now all he needs to do is convince the world.

BY NIGEL JAQUISS
243-2122 EXT. 255

Robert Vervloet says he's come up with a better way to skate. The problem is, almost nobody wants to listen.

Vervloet learned how to skate by watching a praying mantis climb up a stick.

That's not strictly accurate--the fitness-center employee learned how to balance himself better on his inline skates by watching the mantis. He improved his power stroke by observing a grasshopper.

"I think humans are lousy athletes," Vervloet says. "If I'm going to make skating better, I have to look at teachers who aren't human."

Vervloet's rationale may not be as far-fetched as it seems. Researchers at Oregon State and Northeastern, among other universities, are studying the physiology of insects and animals, trying to understand, for instance, whether the way grasshoppers land can help planes land on aircraft carriers, why frogs are such good jumpers and how turkeys can run so fast.

Even Nike has jumped on the zoomorphic bandwagon, introducing last month the Air Terra Goatek, a running shoe with soles modeled on a goat's hoof.

With his shock of Brillo-like hair, spring-heeled gait and halogen eyes, the 6'4" Vervloet looks the part of the eccentric inventor. Still, he isn't exactly the obvious candidate to overhaul the 150-year-old technique that dominates both ice and inline skating.

First of all, the 37-year-old Beaverton native has no academic or athletic credentials. By his own admission, Vervloet's way of approaching the world has always been unconventional. After graduating near the bottom of his class at Sunset High, Vervloet bounced through a series of jobs ranging from manning the till at Fantasy Video to peddling futons to his current position in a hotel fitness center. An avid video-game player, he contributed unsolicited research papers to the Defense Department for years and spent much of his spare time in libraries and bookstores acquiring an eclectic education.

Vervloet began skating in 1992. A divorce left him broke, and he sold his car in order to qualify for food stamps. "I needed some transportation to get to work, and with what I had left, all I could buy was an old bike or some skates. I chose the skates."

Soon he found himself spending winter evenings whizzing around the esplanade at Memorial Coliseum with Portland's best inline skaters--some of whom were world-class. Frustrated with his inability to keep up with the better skaters, Vervloet followed them and tried to spot inefficiencies in their technique. He identified three: The traditional skater's arm swing wastes energy and increases drag; bending forward is uncomfortable and limits leg extension; and the cross-over cornering technique is difficult to perfect.

A weapons-technology buff, Vervloet consulted a manual on high-performance planes. The Grumman X-29A, an experimental fighter that had wings angled forward rather than backward, intrigued him. Forward-pointing wings gave the plane unparalleled efficiency and maneuverability--but they also made it highly unstable.

He altered his skating posture to mimic the plane's aerodynamics but had difficulty with balance. Then one day, on a break from selling futons, he found himself observing a caged praying mantis in the pet store next door. The grace of the unwieldy insect inspired him to skate more upright. Having solved his balance problems, he strove to increase his power and speed. That quest led him to copy the grasshopper's leg motion because, he says, no other insect has such a proportion of leaping ability to body weight.

The resulting technique looks completely different from the forward-leaning, arm-flapping standard. Vervloet skates with his arms pulled together in front of his face, which he claims saves energy and cuts drag. Rather than leaning forward, he sits back on his haunches, his spine nearly straight and his weight on his heels. He pushes forward rather than backward, pedaling his feet furiously like a cartoon figure slipping on ice.

Over the past four years, the national skating establishment has shown a marked lack of interest in Vervloet's technique. Officials from U.S. Speed Skating, the U.S. Olympic Office of Science and Technology and just about everybody connected to the sport have rejected or ignored his approaches.

"My problem has always been with the 'experts' who refuse to accept what I've done," Vervloet says. "But you have to remember it was the experts who said the world was flat and the earth was the center of our solar system."

He hopes to get a grant to prove the efficiency of his technique in a wind tunnel and to have the opportunity to teach leading skaters. Vervloet believes that if he persists long enough doubters will come to appreciate his work, as happened to his heroes Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison.

More than anything, Vervloet wants to prove to his family, from whom he's estranged, that he's not a nut. At the time of his divorce, Vervloet and his wife had a son. He says his parents and wife convinced the judge that he was an unfit father. Under the terms of the divorce, he says, he's not allowed to see his son except at his parents' house, and they've told him he'll be arrested if sets foot on their property.

Recently, at WW's request, Jonathan Seutter, a Portland resident and world-record-holder in ultramarathon inline skating, skated with Vervloet at Memorial Coliseum. Seutter suggests that Vervloet's zeal and unconventional way of thinking have hampered his efforts to spread the word.

"I've talked to people Robert has talked to," Seutter says. "They think he's from another planet."

Although Seutter remains skeptical about whether Vervloet can help top-flight skaters, he came away from the two-hour session willing to concede that Vervloet's method isn't complete madness. "There are a lot of elements of his technique that are really useful," Seutter says.

Vervloet remains optimistic. As he is quick to point out, sports abound with innovations once considered wacky, from the Fosbury flop (the technique that revolutionized high jumping) to snowboards. In fact, the example of snowboarding--a clear case of simplifying a complicated sport for recreational athletes--may offer Vervloet his greatest chance of acceptance.

Two weeks ago, Vervloet flew to Detroit to give a clinic to a group of skaters who will be competing in America's longest inline skate race, which runs 86 miles from Athens, Ga., to Atlanta. The man who invited Vervloet to Detroit, David Cooper, is an official of the International Inline Skating Association.

Cooper also happens to suffer from a ruined fifth lumbar vertebra and, fortunately for Vervloet, has found the praying mantis position to be the only way he can skate comfortably.

After watching Vervloet teach his technique in Detroit, Cooper was cautious but impressed. "Will his method be a revolution? Not for racers, only because they're as myopic as all elite groups," Cooper says. "I believe if anyone would adopt it, it would be new skaters and folks who had serious issues with their backs."

In Cooper's opinion, Vervloet needs to improve his marketing skills, not his technique. "If Robert learns the correct presentation and chooses to either look like a bug or talk about bugs but not both," he says, "then we could have an evolution that might very well drive a change in skate technology."


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Willamette Week | originally published July 7, 1999

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