Willamette Week's Holiday Gift Guides: $35 and up | Clothing Guide


Contents
Gift Guide 2
clothing guide

Scene Stealers

It Girls

4th-Grade Somethings

Little Women

Action Jacksons

Shredding Bettys

Boys to Men

Edge of 17

Dads Who Dig

Hip Mamas

Gift Guide 1
$35 and up

Fun and Games

Literary License

Windows Shopping

Kitchen Aid

Get Out

Gremlin-Free Gizmos

Discmen

Skintillating

Eat, Drink and
Be Merry


Gifts That Keep On Giving

Child's Play

Well-Furnished

Gimcracks and Geegaws

Gift Guide 3
$35 and under

Entertaining Others

Beauty Biz

Home on the Range

The Thrifty Apocalypse

Read It and Reap

Eat Me!

Hearts and Crafts

Space Savers

Kid Stuff

Connect the Dots, Loops, Jams and Riffs

Cuisine Art

Gadgetry


 
Welcome to the Land of
No Returns

"Um, thanks."

That's the sound of a pair of flared cargo pants (that was last year, genius) going limp in the hands of a teenage girl on Christmas morning. It's like your love repeating, "Will I marry you?" when you pop the question--in a way that tells you she won't.

While there's no accounting for the capricious favor of a 16-year-old female, a 9-year-old boy or your mother, zeroing in on a piece of clothing the recipient might actually wear in public is easier than getting hitched. Marginally.

The ability to intuit someone's style is a gift in itself. But it's not so much a matter of being au courant as it is knowing a person well--and relating to and accepting the fashion in which he or she chooses to dress. If your teen son combs Value Village for Scorpions T-shirts, old-school windbreakers and vintage ties, chances are he's not going to be too psyched about a Seahawks jersey. The mother who runs around in Steve Madden and Bisou Bisou isn't dreaming of sweaters from Eddie Bauer.

If you want to buy clothes for people, you've got to spend time around them. The reason your aunt back in Baltimore keeps shipping out Champion sweatshirts and chunky fisherman cardigans is that she hasn't seen you in 10 years.

But knowing what makes a person look the way she looks only gets you halfway through the Miyake/Miu Miu/Mossimo/Moschino/Monica minefield. You need another map just to get the size right. If you can't surreptitiously determine pant or shoe size, stick with tops, which are easier to eyeball. Another word of advice: Do not get swept up in the colors of the moment; tangerine looks dynamite on about 10 percent of the population.

Of course you can always fall back on gift certificates, which in some ways are the perfect presents--currency that can only be redeemed for clothes, not car payments. They are also gift-giving by proxy, the badge of a nation too busy to think.

There's another option.

For our premier gift guide devoted solely to style, we went to the source to discover what everyone from 8-year-old footballer Damarcus Chaney to working mother Julie Bergstrom, 39, wants to wear this winter. We solicited a wish list from each interviewee/model, talked to shopkeepers and buyers and cruised Portland to capture the spirit of self-decoration. We're not claiming there's something for everyone, but with more than 100 items to mine, there's surely something for someone on your list.

So when Fiona gasps with joy and approval upon ripping open a box of Fornarina Mary Janes and asks, "Dad, how did you know?"--just smile. And forward all thank-you notes to WW.


Editor
Christina Melander

Art Director
Mariane Zenker

Cover & Inside
Photography
D-J@AMOS

Copy Chief
Becky Ohlsen

Copy Editors
Matt Buckingham
Ian Gillingham
Jennifer Sargent
  Contributors
Liz Brown
Mary E. Campbell
Susie Cieszewski
Elizabeth Dye
Trevor Kearney
Michaela Lowthian
Mac Montandon

Design Team
Thomas Cobb
Jason Linscott
Anne Reeser
Jesse Woodruff


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Willamette Week | originally published December 8, 1999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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