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Connect the Dots, Loops, Jams and Riffs
That cleverly prepackaged gift, the box set, comes in more sizes than one.

BY ZACH DUNDAS


I know who you are.

I can almost taste the unwholesome sweat on your brows as you feverishly alphabetize your CD collection. As you ponder how to handle The The and ? and the Mysterians, new possibilities in categorization occur to you, divinely inspired.

Reorganize by genre? By popularity? By epoch? By album-cover style--sleek jazz designs here, metal sword 'n' sorcery tableaux there? An alphabetical arrangement makes it easy to parse ABBA from Zappa, but it also throws a glaring light on your precious collection's deepest flaw.

Incompleteness. That brick of Johnny Cash looks pretty boss wedged between the Cars and Cassius, but doesn't it just make you feel so ashamed never to have tracked down a digitally remastered, painstakingly annotated copy of Ballads of the American Indian?

Becalm yourself. 'Tis the season of getting, and there is a product designed solely for people like you: box sets. Too expensive for any other time of year, but perfect for dotty, highly suggestible Aunt Margie's holiday budget. Too fanatically comprehensive for dilettantes; just right for you.

Come, then, fellow junkie, as we find what solace we can in a few of the magnum music collections of the season.

Quality Serenaders
Central Avenue Sounds: Jazz in Los Angeles
WEA/Atlantic/Rhino. List price $59.97.

This could be the find of the holiday season. These four discs unite four decades of music from the L.A. street that was once at the heart of a defiantly vibrant black community. In the face of constant harassment from a systematically racist police force, the nightclubs on and around Central Avenue hosted some of the most righteous players on the American jazz scene. This collection runs from the rattle-trap '20s stomp of Ory's Creole Jazz Band to Nat King Cole's urbane suavities to Charlie Parker's MAX-track-smooth innovations on the horn. Romantic, raucous and challenging by turns, Central Avenue Sounds evokes an era when L.A. had something more to offer than psychotic commuters and soulless asphalt.

The Ultimate
Sony Music 100 Years: Soundtrack for a Century
Sony. List price $329.97.

Thanks to the grand-scale consolidation of the music industry, a few companies now control vast swathes of America's cultural heritage. Scary 1984 overtones aside, it's fine with me as long as they stick with projects like Sony's almost incomprehensibly vast 26-disc epitaph for the 1900s. This bad boy (which can also be purchased in bite-sized chunks) includes jams cut on wax cylinders in the 1890s and electronica dropped a few months back, plus nearly everything in between. Buy it for someone you love. Such as yourself.

This Is the End!
The Doors: Complete Studio Recordings and Essential Rarities
WEA/Elektra. List price $98.99.

Although a four-disc Doors box set appeared just two years ago, this pricey bauble is sure to whip those who love these self-styled troubadours of mystery into a froth. Gathering all the albums under a single price tag, the collection throws in a disc of live cuts, outtakes and alternate versions (that's right: "essential rarities"). All the hits are here, of course, as are dozens of less-known tracks. The three surviving members will undoubtedly welcome the cash generated by this definitive summation of their enduring work. Somewhere in the Great Beyond, old Jim is too drunk to care.

See the Light
Stevie Wonder: At the Close of a Century
Universal/Motown. List price: $59.97.

The constant spinning of the pop merry-go-round hasn't been kind to Stevie Wonder. Here he is, with 36 years as a recording artist and songwriter on his vitae, innumerable hits to his credit and an instantly recognizable voice and image. And when was the last time you thought about him? This four-disc set hadn't hit the streets as of press time (it will be available for stocking stuffing), so we can't speak to its scope. But if it focuses a little love on an unjustly overlooked artist, it will have done its job.

Three Bad Brothers Who You Know So Well
The Beastie Boys: The Sounds of Science
EMD/Capitol. List price: $24.97.

Few pop transformations have gone as far as the Beastie Boys' decade-plus makeover from Bud-swilling super stunods to hepcat pals of the Dalai Lama. This two-disc set isn't necessarily definitive. A lot of the sketchy, pre-hip-hop hardcore could have been dispensed with. The voluminous, poorly edited liner notes prove that the Beasties have a weak understanding of what's cool about their own music--they practically disown trashy classics like "Fight for Your Right to Party" while talking up the dull, self-important pseudo-Buddhist jams of recent albums. Still, this pair of CDs will put a jump in the step of any fan of this oh-so-'90s gang. Recommended, despite its flaws.

Chixdiggit
Respect: A Century of Women in Music
WEA/Atlantic/Rhino. List price $69.97.

One hundred years of recorded music and all women get is five lousy discs? This project borders on patronizing by its very nature. Still, while the purply packaging and goofball disc titles--disc three is Shoop-Shoop, Motown, Get Down, Sister--call out to the Lilith Nation, a quick scan of the contents reveals a surprisingly strong, diverse lineup. Certainly, it's fun to find Patsy Montana and Her Prairie Ramblers, Janis Joplin, X-Ray Specs and Roxanne Shanté on the same compilation. If you can stomach the implied ghettoization that hangs on this femme-centric set, its thick pile of more than 100 tracks is a fine bargain.

Hard Travelin'
Woody Guthrie: The Asch Recordings, Vols. 1-4
Smithsonian Folkways. List price $45.97.

When someone placed this elegantly appointed set in my hands, I nearly cried. The primitive guitar, plaintive vocals, fierce conviction and wandering spirit of Guthrie's folk anthems make for the only patriotic music I'll ever love. The rugged Oklahoman mapped America from the rough streets of New York to the hard-to-hold riches of our own Columbia country, exposing liars, hypocrites and thuggish bossmen of all sorts to the cleansing blast of his satire. Guthrie's honest, earthy approach to songwriting could teach the overemotive folkies and angsty boy rockers of the Stiffed generation a thing or two.

NOTE: Prices listed are the manufacturers' recommended retail price; most discs are available at stores where you usually buy music.


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Willamette Week | originally published November 23, 1999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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