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ENOUGH OF THIS RAILLERY!
I would thank you to correct a misquote invented after my 1998 Metro campaign by former reporter Bob Young, and attributed to me after the election in the WW "Winners Column" [Murmurs, Nov. 11, 1998]. Unfortunately, now WW editor John Schrag has given the myth new life in his response to Chena Mesling's June 7 letter to WW (re "Big Boy at PDX?," April 12, 2000). I would like to finally set the record straight.

At no time during my 1998 Metro campaign did I oppose light rail, in general, for our region or anywhere else. In fact, as a former 10-year resident of the Bay Area and London I always enjoyed those cities' elevated rail and subway systems while going to work or being a tourist. And I have always supported more and safer bike and pedestrian paths.

In my autumn 1998 Metro Council endorsement interview with WW political staff, I said I was skeptical of the north-south/south-north financing plans and engineering designs. I'm certainly not the only one who found N-S/S-N's financing plan questionable or advocated for redesign of its route.

After the $400 million bond measure failed in the tri-county region in the 1998 election, the news eventually leaked out that Congress was not going to be an easy mark for the bulk of the additional billion bucks needed in federal funding after all. Metro's S-N planners also changed its route and renamed it, resulting in additional yips of protest from residents and business owners who occupy the new "I-MAX" route.

The shortcomings of the 1998 south-north plan were apparent to me during the Metro Council campaign, and I said as much to your political interviewers. I questioned its price tag--averaging about $100 million per mile just to build it--as well as its consumption of traffic lanes in already congested local streets and its use as justification for rezoning residential neighborhoods into high-density, urban-renewal strip developments.

Local light rail differs from both London Underground and Bay Area BART-rail in that both those systems are elevated over or tunneled under ground, thus avoiding interference with auto and truck traffic. The local light-rail planners designed the S-N system to cannibalize valuable surface land--meanwhile attempting to create "instant ridership" from new, high-intensity urban renewal to justify the system's exorbitant construction costs. Highway "strip developments" or "transit-oriented developments" (which locally translates to a quarter-mile swath of high-density mixed housing and commercial) are both equally objectionable to me.

So in 1998 I would have said, more pointedly, that the S-N plan was too expensive and facilitated high-density redevelopment of established residential neighborhoods, which I believed would unfairly impact their quality of life, not to mention the tax burden of individual homeowners. I also remarked that political backers of the S-N campaign seemed to mostly live in low-density suburbs, while expecting the rest of us in the city to become crowded like rats.

As a part-time journalist myself, I particularly disliked Young's silly pun in which he wrongly characterized my opinion of light rail as a "vehicle for accommodating growth." It is not something I would say, nor did I say it.

My impression of Young at the candidates' interview for the May primary, and later the November runoff, was that he was so busy brown-nosing his favorite front-runner in the race that he was hardly aware of anyone else. His elections puff piece characterizing my opponent as a politician equal in stature to basketball legend Bill Walton showed his overblown style in the misguided service of journalistic bias.

Years ago, when I was a PSU Vanguard newspaper copy editor and reporter under the direction of Wilma Morrison, one of the first things I learned was that a good reporter never invents or edits his subject's statements.

I am glad Young has taken his weasely self off to parts elsewhere and no longer works at WW, but I would appreciate your allowing me to correct the record.

Liz Callison
Southwest Knightsbridge Drive

John Schrag responds (again): For the record, here's what Bob Young wrote in our Nov. 11, 1998, edition, under the heading of election winners:

"Slow-growther Liz Callison won more than 40 percent against David Bragdon--the darling of Portland's liberal elite--even though Callison had little money, no name recognition, few endorsements and no campaign experience. She did have one interesting argument: She was against light rail because it was
a vehicle for accommodating growth."

A few observations:

First, Callison confirms that she opposed the ill-fated south-north light-rail project, implying that it would force people to live "crowded like rats." Her beef, apparently, is that she doesn't oppose "light rail in general." Since the South-North light rail was the line being considered back then, I think Bob's statement, which was never portrayed as a direct quote, is accurate.

Second, I doubt David Bragdon would consider being called "the darling of Portland's liberal elite" as flattery.

Third, as a full-time journalist myself, I particularly like silly puns.

Finally, I've always felt Bob was more like a mongoose than a weasel.

COUNTER ATTACK
Mary Starrett did her duty and filled out the part of the census form which is required by the Constitution. She told the government how many people there were in her residence. She's harassed at her workplace by a census worker, threatened with retaliation by an attorney general who's prone to those kinds of actions, threatened with an IRS audit, and you give her the Rogue of the Week award [WW, June 21, 2000]? The census worker is my Rogue of the Week and should be fired immediately.

The Census Bureau claims no other governmental agencies have access to their records. History, though, proves otherwise--as the Japanese-Americans herded into West Coast concentration camps during World War II can attest. The census worker's threats of government retaliation against Starrett show just how secret your records are, when push comes to shove. The Libertarian Party was first among many who have taken the principled stand that our duty as citizens is to tell the government how many of us there are, since that is required by the Constitution. Everything else is none of their business.

By the way--where exactly in the Constitution does it require us to tell the government how many toilets we have, or how long it takes us to get
to work?

Robert Hansen
Southwest Vermont Street

BAD SIGN FOR SIZEMORE
One cure for the pox of Bill Sizemore and his sick moneybag buds (of "Who Will Stop This Man?," WW, June 7, 2000) is inoculation, with a deft turn of the wrist that redirects his toxic strength back against himself.

What is his strength? Paid signature gatherers. Everywhere.

How does a deft wrist turn him against himself? Sign his petitions.

Sign early, sign often. Sign as many times as you find his jackals at you. Especially sign if you are not registered to vote. Fill his forms with duplicates, triplicates, fraud and phony names. Falsify , falsify, falsify.

Inflate his costs per valid signature. He wants beaucoup signatures? We'll give him signatures, and each bad duplicate costs him 400 more good ones.

Size matters, of course, but Sizemore is much less than he says--a teenie weenie.

Wendi Meremark
Oregon City

BLUELINING
Anyone who doesn't believe that the cops automatically side with each other should re-read Officer Hurlman's letter (WW, June 14, 2000). Hurlman openly assumes that anyone charged with a crime is guilty and states that to his mind, a police report is better evidence than medical records. Absurdly, he even argues that because he knows the officers involved in the incidents mentioned in Nick Budnick's WW article, he is a more objective judge of the facts than either a journalist or a panel of citizens could be.

Hurlman's letter unwittingly highlights the very reasons we need a real civilian review board--like the one the Police Accountability Campaign proposes--rather than trusting the police to investigate themselves.

Kristian Williams
Southeast Belmont Street


NEWSFLASH: KID ROCK NOT REAL!
Well, it would have been refreshing if someone at WW had the guts to write a favorable or even mixed review of Kid Rock's latest offering instead of the utterly predictable blather on display in your recent review [Record Reviews, June 21, 2000]. How did Jamie Rich, an individual noted for his predilection toward bloodless electronic British bands, even get picked for this assignment?

Mr. Rich utterly misses the artistry of Kid Rock. Does he really think that all of Rock's vainglorious puffery and posing is for real? The braggadocio, the shit-talkin', the fixation on ego, money and... women? Please. It's utter rap sarcasm and kitsch filtered through some sweet riffs and coated with the best persona in show biz since Liberace tinkled the ivories.

If you don't get the joke, don't write about it.

Bart King
Northeast 43rd Avenue

 

 

 

 

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