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Guys, Dolls and Their Wheels
We went mobile recently with two Portland scooter clubs and discovered you don't have to own a closet full of Fred Perry shirts to understand a Vespa's sexy appeal.


BY MAC MONTANDON
mmontandon@wweek.com

PHOTOS BY KELLEY HAMBY


For some people the design of a vehicle, the evolution of its lines, means as much as its ability to transport. Maybe you've heard them in rapt discourse on the precision of an engine or the slow arc of a fender. Perhaps you've observed them in their driveway, yanking tirelessly away at a troublesome part. For these people, it can be as thrilling to stand beside their machine as to ride it.

Lisa Libby-Johnson never meant to become one of these people.

But in 1994 she traded a broken washing machine for a broken 1978 Vespa P200. She couldn't have known how her life had just changed.

"A lot of people come up to me and they're like, 'What is that? Where'd you get it?' Then they say, 'All I know is I have to have one of those," says Libby-Johnson, 26, one of four members of Portland's Hell's Belles, an all-female scooter club.

Now she attends weekly Hell's Belles meetings, helps put on annual scooter rallies, and recently married a fellow Vespa enthusiast, Eric Johnson.

"For me there was a really strong appeal to just be able to ride at all," says Libby-Johnson, 26, whose club nickname is "Batgirl." "If someone said, 'Here, take my Harley out,' I wouldn't want to. I don't want any part of that. But when I look at a Vespa, it's something manageable. And besides, they're really cute."

As a young girl, Libby-Johnson owned a 1950's Monark Firestone bicycle. Tricked out with a basket and tassels, the bike was more than transportation: it was a rare spectacle; it caused a sensation. For her, Vespas cast a similar spell.

"I ride back and forth to work four or five days a week, and I always get a look: people smiling, looking, laughing, waving," says Libby-Johnson, before offering the scooterist's raison d'aller. "Motorcycles are great and cool, but you see them all the time. Whether I'm riding in a crowd or alone crossing the Burnside Bridge, I stand out."

Two-wheeled Vespas, powered by 100cc-to-200cc engines, have crowded European streets since the first model was introduced by an Italian company, Piaggio, in 1946. Over the last few years, their popularity (as well as that of another Italian bike, the Innocenti Lambretta, particularly pre-1980 models) has increased significantly here in the States, with rallies blooming in Chicago, Denver, San Francisco and Portland. Web sites such as www.scooterist.com and www.twostrokesmoke.org and magazines such as Scoot! Quarterly have proliferated, giving scooter owners forums for communicating and swapping or selling parts. Because of emissions standards, new Vespas are not currently sold in this country, so the quest for rare bikes further draws scooterists together.

Portland scooter culture is consolidated in two clubs, Hell's Belles and their brother club, Twist and Play, which has a fluctuating membership of one to two dozen. I recently attended meetings for both clubs--buoyant, beery nights--and rode "bitch" (an ironically-deployed borrowing from motorcycle culture) on the back of a red 1979 Vespa 125P during a group ride of 40 Italian scooters--part of "Rally from Hell III," July's Hell's Belles-hosted affair. The rally attracted riders from as far south as Santa Ana, Calif., and as far north as Vancouver, British Columbia.

For a few moments, along several miles of Northeast Fremont Street, I saw first hand the commotion the bikes were capable of causing: Waitresses put down plates and looked toward the road; a woman left her laundry mid-cycle to watch, cradling a box of Tide on the corner; the heavy wooden door of a cathedral cracked open for a family of believers to check out the passing scene.

The Who-produced 1979 film Quadrophenia thrust the image of the scooterist into the public's consciousness. The movie pitted motorcycling Rockers against Vespa-riding Mods through a kind of "Brit-side Story" narrative. It created a classical scooter lifestyle, fashion and attitude. The Mods in the film ate pills--mainly amphetamines--like candy, wore pegged pants, Fred Perry shirts and U.S. Army-surplus jackets, and made out to Motown LPs. When the protagonist's Vespa is mangled in an accident, he kneels by the side of the road and mourns.

In parts of California where Vespas are particularly popular--an annual San Francisco rally, for instance, brings 300 to 400 scooterists to town--club members are immaculate in their Mod-wear, their bikes cherry. But Portland has a much more informal scene. At July's rally, a dad in Docksiders rode beside magenta-headed witch-babes and slicks wearing bomber jackets splattered with patches from past rallies. The preponderance of black suggested less about the collective souls of the attendees than about their practicality: the color hides grease stains.

For Libby-Johnson, Jennifer "Bunny Boiler" Martin, Becky "Top Cat" McCabe and Lisa "Tinkerhell" Barnett, Tuesday meetings make the week. At the pub on Southeast Belmont known as the Vern, they share pints and scooter stories. Barnett concludes a dramatic account of once reuniting with her 1960 Vespa VBA, two days after it was stolen, by exclaiming, "And my bike rocks!" The other three back her up: "Your bike fuckin' rocks!"

At one point during July's rally, most of the 40 bikes were parked outside the Bagdad Theater. Rally-goers walked along the line of scooters, noting an unusual part here, a rare make there. Each one stopped next to a three-wheel Mustang, an almost never-seen bike, to pay respects. Though the sky was thick with foreboding clouds, the machine glittered. There was a light around it. The red-and-cream swirl of its paint job was as delicate as a piece of candy. This was the result of a lot of love and a lot of work, the perfect American marriage.

"When you're sanding paint off your bike for five hours, it makes a scooter owner have much more pride in their bike," Libby-Johnson says. "You hate it too, though. Sometimes I think, 'What am I doing with my life? I need a new hobby.' But all the work just makes you appreciate your bike even more."
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Willamette Week | originally published August 25, 1999


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