Dear Suey, I have been a perpetual student now for most of
my young adult life and have therefore had ample opportunity
to encounter many attractive young women. I am currently taking
a class with a devastatingly beautiful brunette whose looks
and (what I have glimpsed of her) personality are knocking
my proverbial socks off. The thing is, the term is nearly
over, and I have long past blown any simple chance of interacting
with her--claiming a regular seat near her, joining her study
group, etc. Any suggestions?
--School Boy
Dear SB,
After class, walk up and say hello. Tell her the things
you've always wanted to say, that you liked her comment
on Agamemnon or water protection rights or whatever, that
you're a Metallica fan too and you saw her at the concert.
Snark about the professor's cluelessness, complain about
the registrar, ask what she's doing for the summer if she
seems interested in chatting, or back off if she doesn't.
Avoid the subject of her brunette beauty (she'll be more
impressed if you've noticed something about who she is and
what she's interested in--comments on her svelte salsa dancing
thighs are beside the point unless you're her boyfriend
and she's feeling flabby); maintain eye contact; be sure
to smile. If you're hitting it off, ask if she'd like to
go out for coffee.
I'm not saying the exchange will go this way, but making
the first move is your first major test. Even if she seems
distracted and wanders off to the drinking fountain, you
can walk away and feel good for having conquered your fear
of conversation. Take a summer job, come back in the fall.
Next year, if you see her crossing campus, wave hello and
ask what she's taking. Then head off to the copy shop and
introduce yourself to the latest crush object; this time,
don't wait so long to say hello.
--Suey
Dear Suey, Why is it that all the men I meet only
want to casually date or have casual sex? There is never
a conversation about relationships other than to say they
are not ready for more than this. What should I do?
--Seriously Tired of Casual Dating
Dear STCD,
If guys are giving you a choice, I think you should try
casual dating. No matter how loud the speakers are, most
people don't fall in love and "get serious" just because
of one night at dinner theatre. You both require time to
feel things out. He needs to know that you won't turn psycho-bitch
just because he stops shaving and dressing himself whenever
the playoff season begins; you need to know that he won't
turn macho-bastard just because you discover a sudden interest
in goddess religions and invite your coven to patio parties
on alternate Sundays.
How long does this feeling-out process last? In my experience,
friendship/hanging out/casual dating can take six months
or two years of contact and observation--at the end of which,
you still might not have a boyfriend. It may seem a long
time to wait and see, but on the upside, you can watch his
video tapes, get chauffeured to the airport, even receive
unpaid sex and escort if you want, without ever pulling
his soggy wet laundry out of the washing machine.
As long as you enjoy his company, why not? Lack of commitment
is a drag when he's avoiding PTA meetings and his mother-in-law,
but when you're casually dating, it means dressing a little
better than usual, unexpected kindnesses, a giddy uncertainty
that can turn into confidence. Try to enjoy it, don't rush
past the beginnings of friendship. You need something more
than a compatible interest in mortgage payments to make
a relationship work.
--Suey
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5/5/99
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-Crushed out on movie stars |
| 5/12/99 |
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-My 22-year-old daughter is threatening to marry
her 23-year-old boyfriend
-I met someone over the Internet - but I'm afraid
she's a stalker!
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| 5/19/99 |
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-How to buy a dildo |
| 5/26/99 |
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-Do you think it's OK
to break up with a guy over sex?
-My boyfriend is homophobic and my best friend is a
gay man. |
| 6/2/99 |
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-Should
I choose a relationship or the single life?
-How can I tell if I really love my girlfriend, or just
her money? |
| 6/9/99 |
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-My boyfriend
feels like a pervert
-Should I jeopardize my relationship for sex with my
ex? |
| 6/16/99 |
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-dildos
can reaffirm your humanity
-where are all the straight men? |
| 6/23/99 |
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-My wife wants an open marriage
-I can't stand my in-laws' cooking
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| 6/30/99 |
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-black man
seeks advice for courting an Asian lady
-tip from a queer customer |
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-My lover
is a slob
-Breaking up is hard to do |
| 7/14/99 |
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-Buying porn |
| 7/21/99 |
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-After two years, my boyfriend and I don't have sex
enough
-I'm still in love with my ex, and she's getting married
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| 7/28/99 |
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-My girlfriend is obsessed
with telephone psychics.
- I'd rather be with my cat than my girlfriend
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| 8/4/99 |
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-I started seeing a guy who's an 'emotional dud'
-I'm 50-plus and want to get back into dating, love
and sex.
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| 8/11/99 |
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-I'm 19,
but I only like older women
-When should I meet my online pal? |
| 8/18/99 |
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-I haven't been attracted to anyone lately
-My girlfriend changed her mind when I was gone for
two weeks.
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| 8/25/99 |
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-My boyfriend believes it was love at first sight,
and I don't.
-My boyfriend claims I don't take care of my appearance
any more.
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| 9/1/99 |
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-Do I really want my first time to be as "Girlfriend
No. 71"?
-Is this your real name?
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| 9/8/99 |
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-My girlfriend likes to wear thong underwear, and
wants me to as well.
-Is it that bad to be romantically dormant all my
life?
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| 9/15/99 |
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-Cold sores ruined my relationship
-Suey's relationship track record.
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| 9/22/99 |
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-My boyfriend doesn't like
my artwork.
-My girlfriend drives like a maniac. |
| 9/29/99 |
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-I can't
reach orgasm with my girlfriend.
-Break-up avoidance strategies. |
| 10/6/99 |
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-How to date with the teenage
children living at home.
-My best friend ran off with my crush. |
| 10/13/99 |
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-I've
never had an orgasm. Do you have any suggestions for
me?
-What should I do with my argumentative boyfriend? |
| 10/20/99 |
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-How should I discuss my spanking
fantsies with my wife?
-Are Portland women 'cold'? |
| 10/27/99 |
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-My wife wants to have sex
with another man
-Impotence. That's the problem. |
| 11/03/99 |
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-Why does every woman of quality
have a boyfriend?
-I am in love with three men. |
| 11/10/99 |
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-A friend of mine has eyes
for a guy she's working with
-I have tons of male friends, but no boyfriends |
| 11/17/99 |
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-I'm a frustrated 16-year-old
male
-My boyfriend of two years is terribly jealous of an
ex-boyfriend. |
| 11/24/99 |
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-Does penis size matter?
-My marriage is falling apart |
| 12/01/99 |
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-I'm in love with my best friend
-How do women in porn films get their crotches so hairless? |
| 12/08/99 |
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-My long-distance partner wants to be non-monogamous
-My partner is a workaholic |
| 12/15/99 |
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-I
love my partner, but want to have sex with other women
-I'm in a good relationship, but my girlfriend's not
interested in sex
-I've been dating someone new, but I'm not sure if he's
millenium-worthy |
| 12/22/99 |
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-What's your opinion
on dating coworkers?
-I love my girlfriend, but she won't marry me |
| 12/28/99 |
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-Should I get
back together with my child's father?
- On the cheating scale, how bad are online sex chats? |
| 1/5/00 |
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-My
phone chat line 'friend' turns out to be my co-worker's
fiancée |
| 1/12/00 |
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-I think I'm addicted
to sex
-My boyfriend is a cross-dresser |
| 1/19/00 |
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-Is it true that men like girls?
-My job and my man are not compatible
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| 1/26/00 |
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-Is web sex cheating?
-Dealing with self-consciousness |
| 2/2/00 |
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-It's
Desperate Hunky Man Week! |
| 2/9/00 |
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-Is making out with a
drunk friend a bad idea? |
| 2/16/00 |
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-Is my boyfriend still fantasizing about a threesome?
-Tips for a virgin on what makes a woman quiver.
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| 2/23/00 |
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-What do I say to people who ask why I've never been
married?
-What's the proper etiquette for dating through the
personals?
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| 3/01/00 |
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-My
boyfriend believes that men are not required to reciprocate
sexually.
-How can I make up for missing Valentine's Day? |
| 3/08/00 |
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-What
should I do with my once-cheating boyfriend?.
-Exclusively online romances have their advantages? |
| 3/15/00 |
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-I love
performing oral sex, but hate eating the hair.
-My girlfriend doesn't enjoy sex, she's just a cuddler. |
| 3/22/00 |
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-My
girlfriend is dating a married man.
-I just got out of a long-term relationship, do I want
another right now? |
| 4/12/00 |
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-I would like to try stripping, but I've some things to overcome
-I met a booth stripper, during her show and now I'm in love. |
| 4/19/00 |
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-My
ex-girlfriend still entertains ideas of us reconciling.
I'm ignoble.
-How can I prolong my happy time? |
| 4/26/00 |
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-My guy's
so sexually pedestrian
-Our daughter is bitter at us for breaking off her affair
with an older man |
| 5/03/00 |
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-I'm an
ex-porn performer and I know nothing of lovemaking, only
fucking
-I'm tired of being the guy friend. |
| 5/10/00 |
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-Suey
hears from the virgins |
| 5/17/00 |
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-What
do you think about Ross Jeffries' Speed Seduction seminar
and other programs that promise to teach a guy how to
get women in bed? |
| 5/24/00 |
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-I've recently started paling around (and more) with a married guy; now it's getting weird. |
| 5/31/00 |
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-Without a ring how is a guy to know if a woman's available?
-I love my husband but recently we fight about everything. I want to try marriage counselling but we're both skeptical.
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| 6/7/00 |
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-"I want to know what love is"
-I'm attracted to unavailable men. Married, uncommunicative,
religious, sports-oriented or work-obsessed men seem
to be my specialty. |
| 6/14/00 |
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-My
best friend, who's a straight male, initiated a sexual
encounter. Now our friendship is horribly strained,
what's a guy to do?
-What's the etiquette on roommates bringing home lovers
and all that? |
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