ELECTION CHECKLIST

CITY

Mayor: Vera Katz

City Council #1:
Jim Francesconi

City Council #4:
Charlie Hales

METRO

District 3:
Carl Hosticka

District 5:
Rex Burkholder

COUNTY

Commission
District 3: Lisa Naito

Commission
District 4:
Frank Shields

STATE

Supreme Court:
Paul DeMuniz

Treasurer, Democrat:
Gary Bruebaker

Secretary of State, Republican:
Lynn Lundquist

Senate, District 8, Democrat:
Margaret Carter

House, District 6, Republican:
John Scruggs

House, District 6, Democrat:
Charlie Ringo

House, District 8, Republican:
Pavel Goberman

House, District 10, Democrat:
Mike Smith

House, District 11, Democrat:
Mary Nolan

House, District 11, Republican:
Ward Barbee

House, District 12, Republican:
Jeanne Schoel

House, District 17, Democrat:
Gary Hansen

House, District 22, Republican:
Rich Scariano

House, District 24, Republican:
Marilyn Schultz

House, District 25, Democrat:
Carolyn Tomei

MEASURES

Measure 77,
Property tax fix: Yes

Measure 78,
Signature
verification: Yes

Measure 79, More signatures to put an amendment on the ballot: No

Measure 80, Gas tax for cops: Yes

Measure 81, Allows caps on civil judgments: No

Measure 82, Gas tax for road projects: No

Measure 26-1, Portland Community College bond: Yes

Measure 26-2, Portland Public Schools levy: Yes

CONGRESS

1st District, Republican:
Alice Schlenker

3rd District, Democrat:
Earl Blumenauer

This is the last week to go postal. Ballots for the 2000 primary
election are due May 16. And don't forget, two local school measures require a 50 percent turnout to pass, so even if you can't tell the two Lynns apart in the secretary of state race, we urge you to vote on something. We weighed in with our endorsements on April 26 (they're available on our Web site at www.wweek.com). Now it's up to you to adopt or ignore them. If you've forgotten what they were, here's a cheat sheet.Hey, here's a legal way to vote twice! You can cast your vote on Measure 81 by visiting the news page of WW's Web site (www.wweek.com) as part of a statewide Internet poll. The poll allows you to see how the measure is doing among WW readers as well as among readers of other Oregon newspapers. As of early this week, the 'No' side was whuppin' the 'Yes' side by an 8-to-1 margin.

 

Diploma Diplomacy

Last month, Police Chief Mark Kroeker called for loosening one of the city's stiffest requirements for new cops--a four-year college degree. Now he says he may drop it entirely.

The four-year degree requirement, in place since 1996, has fed a serious manpower shortage: The bureau currently has 64 vacancies. "We need bodies on the street," says spokesman Sgt. Mike Hefley.

Last month, for example, the bureau tested 115 applicants, but based on past success rates, once they go through a background investigation, interview, psychological evaluation and medical assessment, their ranks will probably thin to about 7, according to recruiter Jennifer Lawrence.

In April, Kroeker suggested hiring applicants with just two years of college--so long as they agreed to complete their four-year diploma within a few years. But last week Kroeker told WW he's reconsidering.

Kroeker is backing off his initial proposal because it seems likely that the city would be legally required to foot the bill for its rookies' college courses.

Instead, he may relax the requirement to a two-year associate of arts degree for all officers. Another possibility is to maintain the four-year-degree standard for sergeants and other higher-ranking officers. In the meantime, he is waiting for a legal opinion from Anna Kanwit of the city attorney's office.

"We can address this in a variety of ways," said Kroeker, "and I am reminded that a degree on a wall doesn't mean a person is educated."

--Nick Budnick

Drugs Bugs and Nudity

For as long as anyone can remember, Reed College has celebrated the end of each school year with a campus-wide blow-out known as Renn Fayre, a three-day "Renaissance" festival of music, beer, drugs and nudity. Last week, however, the
bacchanalia climaxed at an event that was presumably unknown in Elizabethan times: Eat Bugs for Money.

On Saturday evening, a crowd of 500 Reedies in various degrees of intoxication gathered in front of the student union. Jumping up on stage, a dozen student organizers described the day's specials--which included ants, cockroaches and tobacco hookworms--and exhorted hungry volunteers to step forward.

But persuading people to eat bugs is the easy part. The trick is to get them to do something really outrageous.

One man downed 200 ants; another ate crickets poured down a tube into his throat. Then things got ugly: A student strapped on a dildo, from which volunteers sucked four-inch worms in faux-fellatio fashion. Organizers taunted the crowd until a partygoer agreed to suck worms off a young man's ass. One young woman swallowed several three-inch cockroaches, washed them down with a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor, and proceeded to perform a striptease while slurping worms. The show's finale featured her swapping spit--and bugs--with a naked male student.

We just hope there were no big-bucks barcodes (see this week's Q&A) on those roaches.

--Joy Lanzendorfer

 

Pumped Up

Arco may have overcharged gasoline buyers tens of millions of dollars, if Tammy Dobson's hunch is correct.

Last week, Dobson, a Beaverton mother of three, used her debit card to buy $20 worth of gas at an Arco station on the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway. Glancing at the receipt, she noticed the total charge was $20.25--a quarter extra.

Having previously sold machines that validate credit and debit cards, Dobson knows a little bit about the business. She wondered if Arco's surcharge was kosher, especially since until that day she'd never seen a notice that the station charged customers extra for using debit cards.

According to the Oregon attorney general's office, Dobson is right--Arco isn't supposed to charge debit-card users any more than customers who pay cash. "They can't do it," says consumer-affairs specialist Jan Margosian. "It's a violation of the Unlawful Trade Practices Act."

A quarter isn't much, but Arco operates 1,400 gas stations in seven western states (including 46 in the Portland area), each of which sells about 230,000 gallons of gas a month. If each station rings up 100 debit-card sales a day, the measly 25-cent charge adds up to nearly $13 million a year--hardly chump change.

Arco spokesman Paul Langland says the company, which does not accept credit cards, has imposed a 25-cent surcharge on debit cards for 15 years--a practice company officials believe to be perfectly legal. Langland adds that station operators are instructed to display stickers disclosing the practice.

That's news to Margosian, who says the AG's office will begin reviewing Arco's practices shortly.

For her part, Dobson hopes that debit-card charges won't follow the trajectory of ATM fees.

"I don't want to pay a fee every time I use my debit card," Dobson says. "If Arco does it, then Safeway and Fred Meyer and others will do it too."

--Nigel Jaquiss

Sweat Spin

The news coming out of Nike wasn't quite what it seemed last week.

Both The Oregonian and the Associated Press reported last week that UO president Dave Frohnmayer might back off his decision to join the Worker Rights Consortium--the implication being that Frohnmayer was rolling over to appease sneaker mogul Phil Knight.

Not exactly.

From the beginning, Frohnmayer made it clear that UO would pull out of the WRC after one year if the organization refused to allow corporate membership--a fact that got lost after Knight's emotionally charged statement of April 24, when he yanked his expected $30 million gift to the university. True, the UO public-relations machine went into overdrive last week to point out the WRC agreement's tentative nature, but that's not the same as backing out. Last Friday Frohnmayer issued a press release reiterating his commitment to stick with the WRC for at least a year, while Knight has maintained a guarded silence.

In contrast, it appears that the nasty breakup between the University of Michigan and Nike may be on the mend. Things got ugly two weeks ago, when UM added human-rights criteria to the contract negotiations over Nike's sports and licensing agreement. Nike pulled out of the $7 million deal, which would keep the swoosh on all Wolverine (Go Blue!) apparel. In response, the university issued a scathing press release: "Nike has chosen again to strike out at universities committed to finding appropriate ways to safeguard and respect human rights."

According to Nike, however, the lines of communication are still open and the Michigan deal could go through. "People shouldn't assume that because we came to an impasse, negotiations can't continue," says Nike spokesman Scott Reames.

--Patty Wentz


BOGUS BOGEY

In other Nike news, Tiger Woods may not deserve the mantle of labor hero recently thrust upon him.

The national Screen Actors Guild is striking over the disparity between wages paid for broadcast and cable commercials. Celebrities like Woods who appear in commercials are required to join the SAG. Woods honored the SAG strike and stayed off the set for a Wieden & Kennedy-produced commercial for the U.S. Open last week--which the union touted as a victory.

Problem is, Woods did it in cahoots with the Man to avoid creating a controversy. His agent, Mark Steinberg, says, "This was absolutely, unequivocably a joint decision with Nike. This was misportrayed."

No word on how long he'll stay off the set, but it will probably be Nike, not SAG, who makes that call. Meanwhile local representatives of SAG say they'll continue picketing Wieden & Kennedy and other contractors until the contract is settled.

--Patty Wentz

Meet the new boss...
same as the old boss?

When Maggi White was eased out last month as publisher and editrix of the meretricious ad-rag Our Town (known to the cognoscenti as Our Clown), many Portlanders shed a bitter tear--no longer would we indulge in the guilty pleasure of chortling over Maggi's weekly column, the insufferably trite From Where I Sit (a.k.a. From Where Is It).

Hope springs eternal, however. Maggi may have left behind small shoes to fill, but her successor and former protégée Lynn Elsey appears well-suited to the task. Case in point: Elsey's May 8 column on the May Day clash between police and protesters. In an effort to assess the costs of the protest (without providing any actual figures, of course), Elsey mentions stress counseling for police horses and exhaust fumes from all the vehicles snarled in traffic jams. "In a surreal way," she concludes, "it was almost like watching a preview of the Rose Festival." Yowza! Perhaps Our Town will continue to brighten our Mondays after all.

Sleep On It

For the last 11 months, Portland's homeless women have had the option of sleeping on the streets or bedding down on floor mats at the Salvation Army's Harbor Light shelter in Old Town. One way or another, that choice is about to change.

An anonymous citizen has offered to buy 30 beds for the women's shelter, but only if the city continues funding for the program, which runs out June 30. With the city facing a budget crunch and with less than stellar results from the Salvation Army, that's a big if.

The City Council funded the shelter's emergency floor mats last year in response to public outcry over the murders of three homeless women in Forest Park. It wasn't an overnight success. Women complained about the hours (8 pm to 6 am), lack of showers or breakfast, and the floor mats. The program's $149,000 price tag also drew fire from other providers, who said it was excessive considering the minimal services provided (see "Homeless for the Holidays," WW, Dec. 28, 1999). Since then the situation has improved somewhat--showers are available, opening and closing times have been extended by a half-hour, and more women are using the shelter.

If the council decides to axe the program, Portland's homeless women will be in the same predicament as last year: try to get into the four emergency beds at the Jean's Place transitional shelter--which may also be lost to budget cuts--or sleep on the streets.

The Council is expected to vote on funding for homeless services before the June 30 deadline. Whether they give the Salvation Army's shelter (and the offer of new beds) the go-ahead for another year will depend on a recommendation from the city's Bureau of Housing and Community Development. Officials remain tight-lipped about which way the bureau is leaning, but City Hall insiders say Mayor Vera Katz will likely cough up the cash to keep women off the streets year-round.

--Rachel Graham

Murmurs
STILL 100 PERCENT ELIAN-FREE!

Blazermania I: An innocent outing took a turn for the surreal for Gov. John Kitzhaber and his wife, Sharon, at the Trail Blazers game against Utah on Sunday. To start with, malcontents in the audience booed when the first couple were shown on the big screen in the Rose Garden. Then (don't ask us why) a dancer from Cirque du Soleil snuck up behind the governor and locked him in a scissors hold with her legs. No wonder he doesn't go out much.

Blazermania II: During a KEX post-game interview, Blazer guard Greg Anthony sent countless male listeners into cardiac arrest when he wished the crowd Happy Mother's Day--a week early.

Portland cops will get another overtime opportunity Friday: Presidential candidate Al Gore will be in town while the Cascadia Forest Alliance holds a rally in Pioneer Courthouse Square. The two events are unrelated--in fact, so far Gore has tiptoed around the environmental issues that matter to Oregonians: old-growth logging and dam breaching. Undeterred, tree-huggers are planning a massive lunchtime party with appearances by both Pink Martini and City Commish Erik Sten, followed by a march to Forest Service headquarters to demand an end to the Eagle timber sales in the Mount Hood National Forest.

Dept. of Fortunate Timing: In the aftermath of the Mayday melee, the Portland chapter of the NAACP has seized the moment and asked Mayor Vera Katz to join its effort to strengthen citizen oversight of police conduct. Katz says she'll take them seriously--although she would prefer to pull them into supporting her own version of police accountability, which will soon be under way.

Two weeks ago, the minority activists of the Education Crisis Team warned the Portland Public School District that they'd turn up the heat if the district didn't take drastic action to improve underperforming schools by May 12. Obviously the activists are not optimistic: The first protest is scheduled for May 11 at 7:45 am, when picketers will line up outside Beach Elementary in North Portland.

After almost a decade at Just Out, veteran reporter and editor Inga Sorensen is heading to Manhattan to take up position as news editor for the New York Blade News, a gay and lesbian newspaper spawned by The Washington Blade. During her tenure at Just Out, Sorensen, 35, covered some of the most contentious issues in Oregon politics, including the OCA's infamous Ballot Measure 9.

 

 

 

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