CONSUMER CULTURE
Health, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll?
The life of a rock star can be grueling. Fighting off groupies, partying till dawn, jetting from show to show and rocking out every night take their toll. What's a tired, malnourished musician to do? Try a Gig Bar ($12.72 plus shipping for a pack of eight, from Musician's Pharmacy, 800-666-0311). The peanut butter and chocolate-flavored mini-meal isn't loaded with speed or opiates; instead it has essential vitamins and minerals, along with ginseng and ginkgo (to enhance mental clarity clouded by pot smoking, I guess). Local rock stars we surveyed thought it tasted alright, but they weren't crazy about the Balance-bar-meets-Charleston-Chew texture. One picky musician even snubbed it because it contained hydrogenated oils. It's doubtful that this niche-marketed item is going to make the charts, and as far as I know, no one has studied the synergistic effects of the Gig Bar with beer, liquor and cigarettes. (LB)Donation Station
When you think public radio donations, Oregon Public Broadcasting usually comes to mind first. But what about the other guys? We like OPB's quality programming as much as the next guy, but check out what KPSU (1450 AM, operates daily 5 pm-2 am) is offering. The Portland State University radio station has developed the KPSU Listener Card ($10, 725-5669) to extend discounts to its contributors. Local merchants such as Bike Central, Retread Threads, Wild Abandon and Berbati's Pan honor the card for one year from the purchase date. (CM)A Temple of Thrift
Like many charitable organizations, the William Temple House gets the bulk--60 percent--of its revenue from the sale of secondhand clothes and furnishings. You may have been to William Temple House's thrift store on Northwest Glisan Street, but the best deals are at its monthly warehouse sales, where clothing costs as little as 50 cents and nearly new mattress and box spring sets go for $30. Get away from department store gloss and dig for diamonds at this dusty outpost: Distribution Center, 1910 NW 23rd Place, 827-4580;
9 am-4 pm Friday-Saturday, Dec. 18-19. (CM)
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Willamette Week | originally published December 16, 1998