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TWO SELF-ASSURED WOMEN, A VETERAN HC CREW, SOME BRAIN-ROTTING RAVERS AND FRED DURST. GUESS WHO'S THE COOLEST?

Not Just Boys' Fun

BY JOHN GRAHAM & ZACH DUNDAS
243-2122


Meg Lee Chin, Crush Violet, Reload, Zone Wire
Satyricon
125 NW 6th Ave., 243-2380
10 pm Sunday,
Dec. 17
$7


Meg Lee Chin:

Junkies and Snakes

(Invisible)

Nitzer Ebb's Julian Beeston, Test Dept.'s Martin King, Sheep on Drugs' Lee "Bagman" Fraser, the ubiquitous Jeff "Critter" Newell and others hold their remix knives against the throat of several songs from Meg Lee Chin's Piece and Love album. The deepest (and dopest) cuts add new sounds to the techno-funking originals, like the veering noise underneath the spoken-word lope of "Nutopia" or the stoner-dub drum'n'bass beats rattling around "Heavy Scene." The two new tracks--"And God She Created Civilization" and "Bittersweet and Sour"--may be Chin's best to date, with sinisterly spinning synths and spirograph guitars speeding around Chin's energized rants on each. Unlike many remix EPs, not only for the converted.

Elysian Fields:

Queen of the Meadow

(Jet Set)

Foetus' Jim Thirlwell once told Elysian Fields chanteuse Jennifer Charles that she could "fuck an entire room with a look." By the sound of it, she could practically fellate them through the speakers, too. But unlike, say, Liz Phair, who tosses off blow-job boasts like so much scenester namedropping, Charles' flickering whisper of a torch-singer voice seems as natural as nudity to Jim Spagg and a million times more appealing. Over a crawling backdrop of minor-key guitar shimmers and piano plinks, Charles lures listeners through Elysian Fields' gloomily gothic cabaret-pop like a siren drawing sailors lost in the gloaming, hoping to follow her licked-velvet vocals to eternal sanctuary and finding shadowy romantic doom instead. With its femme-fatale personality sketched out via moody murder ballads and sultry, jazz-draped seduction numbers, this Queen of the Meadow is one to invite in with caution--the moist gorgeousness of it all is as alluring as any aphrodisiac, but could quite possibly be dangerous to your mental health.

7 Seconds:

Scream Real Loud

(Side One Dummy)

In recent years, an older and wiser 7 Seconds has made a smart choice: it returned to the music it made when the band was younger and wilder. This recent live document captures the Sacto-via-Reno HC crew sprinting through 26 veritable classics of the genre ("This Is the Angry," "Regress, No Way," "Walk Together, Rock Together," and the somehow-not-irrelevant "Young 'Til I Die") with more sprightly energy than 99 percent of the dope-dulled, young Warped Tour skate-rock babies. Sound quality is impressively clean. Too clean, in fact--the anthemic crowd shoutalongs are shoved to the background, and the guitars don't always bite quite deeply enough to strike the heart. But I'd still dive into this hyperspeed punk pit before the meatheaded metal dressed up in hardcore's clothes these days. And after the misguided melodic drift into U2 Land on 1987's Live: One
Plus One
, it's good to finally have
a 7 Seconds live album on which Kevin doesn't strive to be a self-styled messiah like Bono. Learn from it.

Hampsterdance:

The Album

(Koch)

All you need to know about this yodel-sampling piece of post-Chipmunk poptronic shite can be found at the Retarded Candy Raver website: www.wiskate.com/rave/raveframe.htm. Weep for the future, friends.

Limp Bizkit:

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

(Flip/Interscope)

"This ain't no fucking Limp Bizkit show," Kevin Seconds tells the kids on 7 Seconds' Scream Real Loud (see above), and for good reason: he don't want no leatherneck jocks coming 'round his show and acting all badass and tuff, yo, by playing linebacker and blindsiding someone in the pit. This, naturally, is the primary appeal of Limp Bizkit--unchecked aggression, simplistic and mean, without the slightest chance of one's brains distracting from the brawn's small-dicked overcompensation. Angry? Awesome. Direct it at the politicians and businessmen who made this, as young Master Durst sings so eloquently on Starfish, "a fucked-up world." But if you're so strong, NüMetal man, why you always punching people in the back of the head?

 

 

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