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BY BYRON BECK
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.Queer As Folk
The kinky stuff beams over the airwaves at 10 pm Sundays on the Showtime network.

Rose City Gay Freedom Band
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Showtime's brand-new series Queer As Folk shows that television has come a long way since the days of All in the Family, Three's Company and Sanford & Son. Each one of these boob tube classics (like QAF) had their origins in the bosom of Britannia. And (like QAF) each one of them was snatched by the good ol' U.S. of A. and, following a crude makeover, broadcast to the delight of American audiences.

But I don't think many Americans, gay or otherwise, will be laughing much at the latest retooled import from the land of Benny Hill. You see, something got lost in the translation of this Channel 4 export to cable's naughtiest network. Like its heart.

The original QAF is an unabashed portrayal of the underbelly of gay Limey life, and the American version still zooms in on the daily homo-antics of three archetypal gay boys. But, rather than place these meat puppets in a specific gay ghetto (like Manchester), director Russell Mulcahy (Highlander, Highlander II) has decided to plop his gay playthings down in Pittsburgh, but it looks more like a Hollywood hybrid of Castro and Christopher streets (All gay men! All the time!).

And yes, like its overseas counterpart, QAF still stuffs its crotch with all sorts of sordid visuals. In the first episode, viewers get treated to the lovely sights of man-on-man rump-humping, rimming and assorted fellatio cocktails--and that's just in the opening sequence. But all these sexy images have about as much appeal as an Herbal Essence shampoo commercial.

And the acting--it's downright nasty. And I don't mean that in a good way. Gale Harold, who plays sex-on-the-brain Brian, is best known for stage work. He sucks--again, not in a good way. Hal Sparks, who plays the always-put-upon, undersexed Michael, is best known for his hosting duties on E!'s Talk Soup. He really sucks. And Randy Harrison, who plays the way-gay underage boy-toy Justin, is going to be known best for this show, in which he spends a good portion of his time sucking or getting sucked off.

The saving Gracies of this show, though, are two familiar faces: Sharon Gless and Portland's own Peter Paige. Gless, whom you might remember as Christine Cagney on Cagney & Lacey, is completely unrecognizable in her role as every gay man's nightmare: a doting mother who would rather be a teenage fag-hag. Paige plays an over-the-top nelly named Emmett. He shines in a role that forces him to address what it's like to be a queen amongst so many commoners.

But two SweetTarts in a bowl of Jawbreakers does not make a candy dish. After a few viewings of this sucker, you might agree.

 

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