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May 22nd, 2002 Kim Colton | Special Section Stories
 

get your MOTOR RUNNING

     
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gear & action table of contents

HOW TO GET ACROSS THE STREET
Foot Traffic | Pop Cycle Coolers | Auto-Erotica

HOW TO GET UP THAT HILL
Two Ways to Mount Hood | Backcountry Jammin'-boree | Mountain Climbers

HOW TO GET DOWN THE RIVER--OR UP THE CREEK
Paddling-4-Dummies | Get Your Motor Running


Not satisfied with man-powered watersports? Need the smell of gasoline to get you going? Have a few
grand burning a hole in your wallet? Sounds like personal watercrafts (a.k.a. jet skis) are calling your name. These hot rods of the sea are bound to satisfy that hunger for Hummer dingers.

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Squirt Guns: Warning--if you do not love the smell of vinyl and gasoline, this is not the equipment for you. But if you long for those scents, a jet-ski dealership will likely arouse more than just your senses. Personal-watercraft aficionados will be happy to know that their sport just got classy. Gone are the stereotypic visions of big truck-driving, beer-guzzling, Freedom-rock-loving meatheads who ruin idyllic summer days polluting lakes and ears with their loud, stinky waverunners. Fear no more, folks; the Mercedes-Benz of the waters has arrived. From the makers of the Challenger 604 Learjet comes the Bombardier Sea-Doo GTX-4TEC ($9,500-$9,900, SK Northwest Inc., 1447 NE Sandy Blvd., 238-2510), the leader in a "new era of watercraft." A three-seater with 155 horses coming out of a four-stroke engine rather than the usual gas-guzzling two-stroke variety, this vehicle will have yuppies running to appropriate what was once a white-trash hobby. Available in metallic red with gold trim, this baby rivals most luxury cars in presentation. With a top speed of 59 mph, it's not the fastest personal watercraft on the market, but who cares? In the GTX-4TEC, you'll want people to take notice.

poor MAN
Butt Busters: Low on cash? Still like big-hair bands? Drinking Pabst a favorite pastime? Don't worry--you don't have to be a personal-watercraft owner to feel like one. Jet-ski rentals are an affordable way to show the big boys you're just as tough as they are. For $50 an hour, $165 for a half-day (four hours) or $225 for a whole day, you too can join the ranks of your more financially blessed (or priority-challenged) brethren with a Sea-Doo GTS jet-ski rental (SK Rentals, 3409 NE Marine Drive, 284-6447). SK starts early-season rentals on the weekends; in the full heat of summer, however, you'll be able to get your fix seven days a week from three different locations around the Portland area.

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Get Wet:
Ever heard of swimming, dude?

 
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