1. Brüno: Are you ready for some brütal büllying? Academy, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission.

2. Up: How about a heliüm-füeled escape from the nürsing home? Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns.

3. Away We Go: Or obnoxioüs yüppie fückers? Academy, Laurelhurst.

4. Star Trek: Do you want to travel across the üniverse? Academy, Baddad, Grand Lodge, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, St. Johns.

5. Public Enemies: Yes, this is an extended umlaut joke. Hümor me. Academy, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission.