Top 5 Movies To Watch In Theater Pubs This Week:

By AARON MESH

1. Harry Potter and the Snogging: I realize this is not the actual title. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, St. Johns, Valley.

2. The Hurt Locker: The actual title is boring. It involves a prince, and blood, and ew. Laurelhurst.

3. The Hangover: I've decided to start giving movies titles that reflect what they're actually about. Like this one. Academy, Bagdad, Edgefield, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

4. Extract: This movie is now called Being the Boss Sucks. Academy, Laurelhurst, St. Johns.

5. The Proposal: This one is called Sexist Crap for Women. Academy, Valley.

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