You'll understand the "Welcome to the Zoo" sign above the bar of this Burnside Street Irish-ish dive if you've ever tried to order a drink here following a Timbers victory across the street at PGE Park. But even when the Timbers Army isn't invading, you will find enough pub fare, flat-screen TVs and dark-wood-paneled booths to make any Irish-blooded sports fan go crazy. It will be a good thing when the Timbers upgrade to the MLS in 2011, for in this bar there is nothing but major-league drinking.
What to drink: Fearless Scottish Ale, $4.50.
Happy hour: $1.50 Hamm's, $3 wells, $2 Tater Tots; 4-7 pm Monday-Friday, noon-7 pm Saturdays-Sundays.
Entertainment: Jukebox, Ms. Pac-Man, Big Buck Safari, pinball, foosball, pool, poker Mondays, trivia Tuesdays.