Drink 2008

By Ethan Smith

With a color scheme evoking Crockett and Tubbs' sport coat collection and a patronage evoking American Apparel clerks, the Florida Room is one part Miami Beach and one part Portland, with a splash of V8. Repent Saturday night's sins at Church of the Bloody Mary on Sundays, which serves up eight creative takes on the classic hangover cure (now including one with bacon-infused vodka). If you're extra classy, chase a deep-fried avocado with $2 Hamms cans. Or just pull on your best fuchsia blazer and pretend the Florida Room's turquoise walls are really the South Atlantic and your booth is really a cigarette boat made for running down Colombian blow barons.
Perfect Patron: Be-hoodied North Portland indie kid with a secret crush on Don Johnson. (ES)
HAPPY HOUR 3 PM-7 PM DAILY: $3 MICROBREWS, $1.50 PABST, $2.75 WELL DRINKS, $2.75 APPETIZERS.
PINBALL, POOL, PATIO, TV, WI-FI.

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