I've always been a little scared of the highly tattooed and pierced man wearing black fatigues and a bulletproof vest who works the front door at Sassy's. But he's doing his job well, because everyone inside seems to be on their best behavior, watching (but not touching) the curvaceous and beautiful (in a very Portland kind of way) women who do their naked pole thang. Clientele ranges from Holocene and Doug Fir spillover crowds to downtown bros looking for an eastside bargain boob experience. Good luck sitting at the rail and not "responsibly tipping" your dancer after every song —it's the best way to become friends with Mr. Bulletproof Vest Man.
Perfect Patron: The fella who’d rather spend his singles on the rail than at the bar. (LK)
HAPPY HOUR 4-9 PM NIGHTLY: $2.50 MICROBREWS.
DJ, STRIPPERS, VIDEO POKER, GAMES.