4815 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 234-4970. 11 am-2:30 am Monday-Saturday, noon-2:30 am Sunday.
The Watertrough looks like a well-appointed 1980s swinger’s basement, all wood paneling and Ms. Pac-Man. With lots of room and entertainment options, the bar is a neighborhood staple for the young and old alike; it’s the kind of place you can wear your favorite flannel shirt and be both trendy and time-honored. Proof of the establishment’s younger patrons can be read on the men’s room wall, where “Seniors 09” is written next to a penis that indicates “Kyle was here.” Despite the rockabilly, meat-and-potatoes vibe one gets from the ’Trough, vegetarian corn dogs are indeed on the menu, and good old-fashioned rock ’n’ roll can be found on the jukebox. LEIGHTON COSSEBOOM.
What to drink: Deschutes Jubelale.
Happy hour: $3 Bloody Marys noon-3 pm Sundays.
Entertainment: Billiards, darts, video bowling, shuffleboard, jukebox.