Doesn't it seem like all the new bars in Portland are
fighting to out-boring each other? We've traded building elaborate booze
cathedrals for yawn-inducing booze monasteries. Which is fine when
you're with a group of friends—Coalition Brewing (2724 SE Ankeny St., 894-8080, coalitionbrewing.com) has
fine beverages (the Wu Cream ale, in addition to having a great name,
is a smooth drink that goes down like a slightly lighter version of
Smithwick's; the maple stout is smoky and rich and sticks in your mouth
for a while after the first gulp) that spruce up the distractionless
wood-and-concrete watering hole. It's just not the kind of place
hyperactive folks like me would go alone (though I'm sure things get
more lively in summer, when the garage door slides open). So while I may
well drop by Coalition for a $14 growler of Mr. Pig's Pale, I'll
probably stick to nearby joints like the Standard and Holman's for my
post-work pint. I need a pinball, a jukebox, a movie—anything!
WWeek 2015