BOAT's Top Five Trail Blazer-Related Ice Cream Flavors

By WW MUSIC STAFF

BOAT's most popular driving game is the aptly named "the ice cream flavor game," where we pick a category and name ice cream flavors that would work for it. It should be noted that this lineup of flavors (coached by Rick Adel-Mint Chocolate Chip) lacks a true shooting guard.

5) Apple Pie Alaa Mode Abdelnaby

4) Bill Chocolate Malton

3) Cherry Porter

2) Buck Chilliams 

1) Kiwi Vandeweghe Sorbet

Honorable and dishonorable mentions: Clyde the Glide Twixler, Maur-ice cream Lucas, Jerome Hershey, Danana Split Ainge, Robert Chocolate Snack Pack, Kevin Chunkworth, and Drazen Petrovic Thin Mint.

SEE IT: BOAT plays Backspace on Friday, June 17, with Dirty Mittens and the Nightgowns. 9 pm. $5. All ages. 

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