BOILED DOWN: Bagel-shaped-object-maker Einstein Bros
has announced plans for re-branding the Kettleman Bagel Company stores
the company acquired in November. Real bagels are boiled; Einstein Bros’
are not.Happily, three
varieties of bagels, to be determined by customer vote, will be boiled
“kettle style.” Making them, um, actual bagels. Not everyone is
impressed. “Please just make your own garbage bread disks with holes in
them that you call bagels,” says one Facebook commenter. “Kettlemans has
already died for me...this will only continue the pain of the loss.”
BECK TO BECK: Talk radio has a new Beck. Former WW columnist Byron Beck will launch a two-hour talk show Feb. 13 on KXL 101.1-FM. Bailey and Beck, which Beck will co-host with Shel Bailey and producer Zak Kindrachuk, will air from 7 to 9 pm Monday through Friday.KXL is best known as the home of always-angry radio personality Lars Larson. Beck, who also hosts the online TV show Have You Heard? and blogs at ByronBeck.com, authored WW’s
“Queer Window” column from 2001 to 2008. “It’s a talk show that’s just
going to be a little bit different than what KXL has done before—more
culture and less politics,” Beck says. “It’s a new direction for the
company. I mean, come on, from Glenn Beck to Byron Beck? I think that’s a
huge leap forward.”
CHAMP’S CUP: Competitive
coffee-making exists and involves music and costumes. Portland baristas
headed up to Tacoma last weekend to flex their tamping muscles in the
region’s premier coffee-making competitions, the three-day Northwest Regional Barista Competition, which is focused on espresso, and the Brewers Cup, which is all sorts of coffee brewing. Coava Coffee’s Devin Chapman
took first place in both competitions. Portland scored all six spots in
the finals of the espresso competition—second place went to Stumptown’s Laila Ghambari and third to Barista’s Tyler Stevens, while reigning champ Sam Purvis from Coava, Barista’s Marty Lopes and Sterling’s Colin Schneider made up the rest of the final six.
REUNITED (AND IT FEELS SO GOOD): Hazel,
the legendary Portland rock band that disbanded in 1997 and hadn’t been
onstage since a 2005 MusicfestNW reunion show, reassembled last
Saturday. Playing immediately after a two-hour drag show at Al’s Den, the tiny basement bar at McMenamins’ Crystal Hotel, the band billed as “Pete Krebs and Jody Bleyle”—played
eight classic tunes, with Team Dresch frontwoman Donna Dresch filling
in for bassist Brady Smith, and with performance artist/dancer Fred Nemo
roaming the club in a bathing suit. “We’re trying to keep it really
low-key since it’s a small place and we might suck,” Krebs told WW
a few days before the show. In fact, the show found the band sounding
better than ever, with 40 to 50 awed audience members cheering and
singing along. Plans for (larger) future engagements are forthcoming,
Krebs says. It’s worth noting that the group got through its entire set
without an onstage fight. See photos and more info at wweek.com.
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