A long time ago, a USC student named George transformed
his love of Buck Rogers serials, pulp novels and Japanese cinema into
the greatest space-opera film of all time. Since then, he’s redecorated
his Hidden Fortress with CGI furniture, patching holes in a
cantina roof that never leaked. First it was the travesty of the Special
Editions and their farting digital dinosaurs. Then came the prequels
and Jar Jar Binks. And now Lucas is taking further liberties with a 3-D
edition of The Phantom Menace—Star Wars fans’ least-favorite entry in the franchise.
In stark contrast is the crowdsourced phenomenon of Star Wars: Uncut. In 2009, Web developer Casey Pugh began producing a fan film remake of Episode IV: A New Hope.
More than a thousand teams signed on for 15-second chunks of the film,
reproducing it shot by shot, and delivering their microchapters within
30 days of assignment. The often clunky, mostly imaginative results were
stitched into a two-hour whole. More than 2 million viewers on YouTube
have been enthralled to date.
Click your cursor to any point in Star Wars: Uncut
to see Jedi children in suburban driveways, hand puppets, motion
graphics, action figures, and hundreds of other no-budget techniques on
display. Due to the overwhelming whiplash of styles and content, I
recommend screening SW:U in 20-minute segments (unless you’re
making it into a drinking game with friends). The source material is so
deeply embedded in our consciousness that no matter the style or
homage—nods to Bergman, Yellow Submarine and Simpsons characters abound—it’s impossible to lose your place, or your grin.
While Phantom Menace promises Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson in 3-D (at long last, right?), Star Wars: Uncut
interprets the most iconic characters from the saga from a kaleidoscope
of angles. A host of vacuum cleaners moonlight as R2 units. A flurry of
household pet Chewbaccas pant woodenly alongside ear-muffed Leias, lady
Lukes, and IT-desk Han Solos. You can even spot Portland-based
filmmaker Lance Bangs as a jolly Obi-Wan Kenobi. And then there are the
SUV land speeders and screensaver hyperdrives. These are the droids
you’re looking for, all there in foil and papier-mâché and Adobe After
Effects.
Now that YouTube
allows posts longer than 10 minutes, it feels like a waste to spend $14
for diminishing rewards at the cinema on a pair of glasses you’re not
allowed to keep. Hollywood is operating like the Jawas, polishing
yesteryear’s goods that are broken before they reach the farm. The Uncle
Owens and Aunt Berus of Middle America are getting more Web-savvy all
the time. Soon they’ll see no reason to leave the homestead, when a
galaxy of creative offerings can be distilled like moisture from the
air. Communal filmgoing is dead. This is the age of communal filmmaking.
May the force come from you.
SEEIT:Star Wars: Uncut can be watched above or at YouTube. Star Wars: Episode I—The Phantom Menace 3D
is opens Friday at Lloyd Center, Cedar Hills, Clackamas, Eastport,
Pioneer Place, Bridgeport, City Center, Division, Evergreen, Hilltop,
Sherwood, Tigard and Wilsonville.