"Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here" reads the blank website of Mill Ends Tavern (833 SW Naito Parkway, 220-0800), a new downtown watering hole. The statement isn't far off. On a recent Wednesday, a DJ languorously sets up as a handful of middle-aged drinkers sit sullenly at the bar. There's an empty stage in back while some bros sit out front, strumming their acoustic guitars. Mill Ends offers a pedestrian selection on six taps, with familiar names like Widmer, Ninkasi and Coors. Pints and well drinks run about $5. The DJ was supposed to start at 9 pm, but at 10:30 he's still setting up. The bros are still outside, gently strumming. Customers stare into their beers. This spot has housed two other bars in under a year, and I'd hoped Mill Ends might have something new to break the curse. File not found.