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June 14: Fake Mustaches
Wear a fake mustache and ride a bike. Feel at one with the city of Portland.
Meet at the bottom of the aerial tram, SW Moody and Gibbs. 6-7 pm.
June 16: World Naked Nighttime Bike Ride
Go as "bare as you dare" in front of thousands of people.
SE Salmon St and Water Ave. 9 pm for disrobing and body painting, ride departs at 10 pm.
June 16: Sunny Naked Ride
A highly enjoyable way to vanish tan lines.
Coe Circle, 3900 NE Glisan St. 1-3:30 pm.
June 16: Jeff and Jodi's North Portland Bike Move
Jeff and Jodi are moving into their new house. They lack friends with trailers, so they're casting a wider net. As
enticement entrapment bait, they'll be serving Voodoo doughnuts, organic fruit and coffee in their apartment beforehand.
N. Vancouver and Killingsworth. 10:30 am.
June 17: Ice Cream Ride
Shoppe hop from one Portland creamery to the next on this 6-10 mile ride. Maybe, just maybe, you'll make up the calories by pushing pedal.
RSVP to email@example.com for location. 1 pm.
June 17: Zombie Apocalypse
Pick up tips on how to survive the impending apocalypse from survivors. Come as either a zombie or a survivor.
TBA. 10:30 am-noon.
June 19: Mocktails off of the I-5 bridge
Commuting Washingtonians get crazy with their mocktails and reflective items.
Vancouver side of the I-5 bridge west side path, SE Columbia Way and Columbia Street. 3 pm-6 pm.
June 21: Skirts and Merkins
A local merkin-maker will provide 25 of the saucy garments as gifts before the start of the ride, so get there early.
Laurelhurst Park, 3700 SE Ankeny St. 5:30-7 pm.
June 29: Team Prince
Wear purple. Hope it doesn't rain.
Seawallcrest Park, SE 31st Ave & Market St. 7:30 pm.
June 29: Team Bowie
This ride makes frequent dance stops. Use caution, and hair spray.
SE 50th Ave and Division St. Meet at 7:30 pm, roll at 8.
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