The Jupiter Hotel will play host this
week to the massive Izakaya pub fest—with representatives of almost
every Portland sake "dining bar" and distiller (not Tanuki, see here)
serving up massive tonnage of rice wine and pub grub in a vast space
loosely laid out like sections of the Tokyo subway. Izakayas go deep in
Japan—back to 17th-century sake shops serving food out the front
door—but the most dominant modern image is a traditional-minded bar full
of the cherry-cheeked workaholic salarymen of Japan's postwar years.
Since the 1980s, the scene has broadened to include women and the young,
but there's some old-school etiquette to follow… if you want to call it
that.
"Kanpai!"
This is the start to every izakaya drinking session: It's
Japanese bar talk for "On your marks, get set, go!" That is to say, it
means, "Bottoms up." Don't start drinking until you say it.
Never pour your own.
It's bad manners to greedily grope at the sake carafe and
pour more for yourself; it's also bad manners to let anybody else's cup
go empty. When you pour for somebody else, they pour for you.
Traditionally, the younger and inferior pour first, then are bestowed
upon in return by their gracious betters. If you come alone, the only
recourse is to weep softly until the cup fills with the salt of your
tears.
"Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!"
Yelling "banzai" three times as you drink is how you
signal to the rest of the bar that you're drunk. If you're a middle-aged
salary worker in a power suit, being publicly drunk is considered
fairly normal.
Don't start with ramen or rice.
This isn't hard and fast, but most Japanese don't
accompany heavy drinking with starch. The izakaya is more of a
meat-and-pickle culture—similar to those other great public drinkers,
the Germans. If beer is liquid bread, sake is liquid rice. Ramen and
yakisoba are less bar snack than night-ender, like a trip to a 24-hour
taco house.
Get as drunk as you want.
After all, there's an advanced, 24-hour, high-speed
transit system to take your sorry butt home. Oh, wait, there isn't.
Never mind.
GO: Izakaya at the Jupiter Hotel, 800 E Burnside St., celebrateizakaya.com. 5:30-9 pm Friday, Nov. 16. $40. 21kknd.
Headout Picks
THURSDAY NOV. 15
SHAKESPEARE PARTY
[BOOZY BARD] Pick up your script at the door and knock back a beer at this Surprise Party Theatre event. Attendees will act out Richard III, Shakespeareâs historical play about a slimy bastard king. Jack London Bar, 529 SW 4th Ave., 228-7605. 7:30 pm. $5 suggested donation.
HOP IN THE SADDLE LAUNCH
[BOOKS & BEER] Hop in the Saddle is a Kickstarter-funded book about craft beer and
bicycles. That couldnât get any more Portland if you added some
whimsical doughnuts and a unicycling bagpiper. The launch party will be
held at Velo Cult, which is a bike shop and a bar. RSVP at hopinthesaddle.com. Velo Cult, 1969 NE 42nd Ave., 922-2012. 7 pm Thursday, Nov. 15. Free. THE COUP
[MUSIC] The voice of rapper and funk
extremist Boots Riley sounds so fitting against the scrunching sound of
fat politicians squeezing their butts into new seats of authority. Riley
has always had a way of putting a street-laced spin on witty political
humor, and the Coupâs newest album, Sorry to Bother You, is a perfect soundtrack to early November. The Bob White Theatre, 6423 SE Foster Road, 894-8672. 8 pm. $13. 21kknd. FRIDAY NOV. 16
TITUS ANDRONICUS
[MUSIC] Local Business, the bandâs new album, finds it drawing back from the lofty heights of its concept album, The Monitor,
returning to the scraggly, beery-eyed glory of its 2008 debut. Opening
with a roaring three-song suite, the record rips from rousing
Springsteenisms to Replacements-style emotional bloodletting, with
singer Patrick Stickles crafting strained-throated and personal anthems.
Branx, 320 SE 2nd Ave., 234-5683. 9 pm. $10 advance, $13 doors. All ages. SATURDAY NOV. 17
D.B. COOPER MOVIE NIGHT
[MOVIES] Forty-one years ago, D.B. Cooper
jumped out of a plane. Heâs been the stuff of legend since. Tonight,
see the Robert Duvall vehicle The Pursuit of D.B. Cooper and hear local historian Doug Kenck-Crispinâs theories on the countryâs only unsolved skyjacking. Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy Blvd., 281-4215. 7:30 pm. $5. TUESDAY NOV. 20
PORTLANDIA GUIDEBOOK
[BOOKS] If the rest of the country thinks
all we do in Portland is eat sensitively prepared food and put birds on
things, the new Portlandia guidebook will surely confirm it. Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, present Portlandia: A Guide for Visitors. Bagdad Theater & Pub, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 236-9234. 7 pm Tuesday, Nov. 20. $16.99, includes a copy of the book. WWeek 2015
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