Vancouver is actively disinterested in joining Portland's transportation grid. Twice in recent years, voters there have been asked to approve a tiny sales-tax increase to pay for a light-rail bridge that would connect them to our vast system, and twice they've loudly declined—apparently reasoning that the Blazers suck, they can catch a cab to the airport for their annual cruise and Hayden Island has all the tax-free shopping they need, thank you very much.
So how are we
supposed to get to the land of Afghani Milk and Honey B until Clark
County's elected leadership circumvents the will of its people and crams
a 12-lane, rail-equipped bridge down their throats? Unless you want to
go native—and, um, drive—here are your limited options.
Human-Powered
Both the glamorous and totally sufficient
Interstate Bridge on I-5—it's on the National Register of Historic
Places—and I-205's Glenn L. Jackson Memorial Bridge, which leads to the
'Couve's eastern hinterlands, are walkable and bikeable. The sidewalk
lane on the Interstate is narrow, and you first have to navigate some
sketchy areas of Hayden Island, but once you get across, it's easy to
get around.
Government-Powered
Getting to Vancouver by bus isn't
easy—unless you're going during a typical workweek, when Clark County
operates I-5 Express to service tax scofflaws. Other times, it will take
you about an hour to make your way from downtown Portland to Jantzen
Beach on the TriMet 6 Line, which goes north on Martin Luther King Jr.
Boulevard. Or take the MAX's Yellow Line to the Delta Park/Vanport MAX
Station and transfer to C-Tran to cross the bridge. To get any farther
than downtown Vancouver, you'll need to consult C-Tran's website with a
pad of wood pulp and a quill, as C-Tran isn't integrated with Google
Maps. TriMet fares cover some C-Tran routes.
Money-Powered
A taxi from the Hawthorne District to the 'Couve will set you back about $30 each way—if traffic is light.
Water-Powered
From the Interstate Bridge, the Columbia
River looks a little intimidating. Closer to the water, the whitecaps
will chill your bones. If the .76-mile-wide Columbia is flowing at a
rate of 8 knots, and the tide is coming in at .25 mph, at what angle
should you aim your kayak and how fast should you paddle? Also, where
the hell can you haul a kayak out of the water? Hmm. Better take the
bus.
Headout Picks
WEDNESDAY DEC. 5
THURSDAY DEC. 6
FRIDAY DEC. 7
SATURDAY DEC. 8
TUESDAY DEC. 11
WWeek 2015