Pssh, come on! You'll hear bands without even trying, man. Anyway, that's not really why you are here, is it? Focus on "networking," kissing ass, getting signed—or, better yet, getting laid!
That ol' Oregon
works better than a VIP pass, brother!
Are you kidding me with those Birks? Have you ever been to a music festival? Have you ever been to Texas? They have real snakes. Keep those dogs covered, hombre. I learned my lesson at Woodstock '99.
Just trust me on this one. It was also learned through real-world experience. See also tip 2, which is definitely related. And, hey, have a great trip!
GO: South by Southwest continues in Austin, Texas, through March 17. Follow our coverage at wweek.com and twitter.com/localcut.
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