L.A. AS FUCK: Few things are as typically Portlandian as moving to Los Angeles to make it big, so perhaps it should’ve been expected that Ian Karmel,
the city’s most visible standup comic, would eventually relocate to the
land of development deals and Lakers car flags. Karmel announced on
Facebook that he will be departing in early August. “I hate leaving, but
the tangible opportunities are in New York and L.A.,” Karmel
tells Scoop. “It’s the sad truth. It’s the payback for getting to wake
up at noon every day.” The Beaverton native follows in the footsteps of
Ron Funches, who left for L.A. last year and landed on a new NBC sitcom,
Undateable. No word on who will replace Karmel on the last page of The PortlandMercury, on Comcast’s Talkin’ Ball or as the opener for every touring comic performing in Portland.
Portland nearly played host to a significant moment in rock history
last week, though only a select few would’ve been around to witness it. On June 1, R.E.M. guitarist and part-time Portlander Peter Buck married fiancee Chloe Johnson at Wonder Ballroom.According to the blog Slicing Up Eyeballs, all three of Buck’s former
bandmates—including drummer Bill Berry, who retired from the group in
1997 after suffering a brain aneurysm—were in attendance, performing in
various combinations at the reception. The foursome avoided taking the stage at the same time. If
they had, it would’ve been the first time with the original lineup
assembled since the 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
The Oregon Symphony is in financial trouble—again. After announcing
last October that the organization would be canceling its return to
Carnegie Hall, cutting administrative positions and reducing staff
salaries, the symphony’s musicians have now agreed to waive their annual end-of-season payment (about 2 1/2 weeks of salary).
That will save $315,000, still not enough to close the undisclosed
budget gap. It’s typical for arts organizations to face budget gaps at
the ends of seasons, but violinist Greg Ewer says that does little to
lessen the sting. “The writing has been on the wall for a long time,” he says.“The musicians are looking to have a more active role in oversight.”
CAKE WAR STORIES: Last week, WW
reporters asked two Oregon bakeries who refused to make gay wedding
cakes for quotes on cakes to celebrate divorce, pagan holidays and a
successful stem-cell project. The story, “Cake Wars,” had more than
100,000 online readers and 600-plus comments. Not everyone was happy.
The most eloquent complaint came in an email from Edwin Crowther
(firstname.lastname@example.org): “You worthless piece of shit!! Typical rat
bastard dumocrat!! Leave those bakery’s alone, dirtbag!! I am a
contractor and very PROUDLY refuse service to you faggots!!! FUCK