Jobs: Sold boxes that broke into the phone system; made $6,000.
Kutcher: Got drunk and broke into his own high school; lost all his scholarships.
Jobs: ...of Reed College because his family was poor.
Kutcher: ...of state college to be a model and play a highschooler on TV.
Jobs: Designed complicated electronics as a teenager; co-founded Apple with Steve Wozniak at age 21.
Kutcher: Has played the role of “dumb boyfriend” in 16 of his 22 films.
Jobs: Spent seven months in India tripping on LSD; became a Zen Buddhist for the rest of his life.
Kutcher: Was raised Catholic; got really into Jewish mysticism and now spends a lot of time in Israel.
Jobs:“My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better.”
Kutcher:“Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I’m blessed with that.”
Jobs: Spent two years denying paternity because he was “sterile and infertile”; went on to father three more children.
Kutcher: Wore brownface in a PopChips ad that played to Indian stereotypes; was publicly asked to apologize by fellow tech investor Anil Dash.
Jobs: “He was a historical figure on the scale of a Thomas Edison or a Henry Ford.” (Walt Mossberg, The Wall Street Journal)
Kutcher: “All you gotta do is watch The Butterfly Effect to understand he’s an excellent actor.” (fan on IMDB.com)
Jobs: “Jobs was like dynamite. Dynamite clears paths, but it also destroys everything around it. [Bill] Gates evolved from an asshole into a human being, Jobs remained an ass.” (Verinder Syal, business consultant)
Kutcher:“ Did nobody notice that Kutcher seems to be sleepwalking through the whole thing?” (The Seattle Times on The Butterfly Effect)
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SEE IT: Jobs is rated PG-13. It opens Friday at Cedar Hills, Eastport, Clackamas, Mill Plain, Cornelius, Oak Grove, Cinema 99, Bridgeport, City Center, Division, Lloyd Center, Sherwood, Tigard, Sandy.