Polyamorous Brazilian Atheist
Sounds like:

A vacuum cleaner and a carnival procession with a woman speaking barely audible gibberish in the background.

Alien vs. Predator vs. Brown vs. the Board of Education
Sounds like:

Two copy machines fucking while a bunch of inner-city children play double dutch.

Operation Dude Brigade
Sounds like:

Frat boys butt-chugging beer.

The Thinking Man’s Epic Beard Man
Sounds like:

That band Tortoise, if you were just playing their CD in your living room while the Jonas Brothers were brushing their hair, but with the commitment of a real cock-rock guitar solo. There's also a telephone ringing the whole time.

Steve Urkel Polio Factory
Sounds like:

The Dave Matthews Band.



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