As a real-life Lolita story, The Last of Robin Hood should
be oozing with intrigue. Instead, this film about the final two years
of Errol Flynn—who played the titular swashbuckler in 1938—and his
romance with a wannabe starlet proves simultaneously tepid and icky. The
ick factor is perhaps inevitable. When Flynn (Kevin Kline) met Beverly
Aadland (Dakota Fanning) in 1957, she was 15 and he was nearly 50. As
portrayed here, their first dalliance amounts to no less than rape. Even
so, Beverly is quickly swept away by his charms, and as played by
Kline, Flynn is a skeezeball, but one who shows genuine tenderness
toward his teenage paramour—he calls her "Woodsey" because she reminds
him of a woodland nymph. Beverly, meanwhile, isn't a total naif: She
knows Flynn could help spark her career. Even more acutely aware of
potential career advancement is Beverly's mother, Florence (Susan
Sarandon), a failed former dancer with a wooden leg who dreams of living
vicariously through her daughter's imminent fame. (Beverly's dad sees
through it: "He's a walking penis," he says of Flynn—who had in fact
narrowly dodged statutory rape charges not long before.) Florence gets
the harshest treatment from directors Richard Glatzer and Wash
Westmoreland, who show her clawing at a tell-all book deal about the
affair. But in apparent fear of sensationalizing the story—and really,
would we want raunchy sex scenes between Kline and Fanning?—Glatzer and
Westmoreland wind up producing a stiff, visually static film without any
oomph or bite.
Critic's Grade: C+
SEE IT: The Last of Robin Hood is rated R. It opens Friday at Fox Tower and Kiggins Theatre.
WWeek 2015