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September 6th, 2006 Night Cabbie | NIGHT CABBIE
 

"I'm just glad my husband isn't around to see this."

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"I'm just glad my husband isn't around to see this."

My passenger is referring to the regime of Bush II, but she hardly fits the profile of a flaming lefty. She's almost 70, dressed with the great care some elderly people develop once it takes them about an hour to get dressed. She was an electronics technician in the Navy for 30 years. "My husband went to Vietnam five times on his own. They never had to draft him. This president who started this war wouldn't even go to war himself, nor would any of those around him. There are insufficient words to convey how deeply I disapprove of what this government is doing."

"Ma'am, I'm a writer, or at least I like to think so, some of the time. And I haven't found sufficient words for it, either." We laugh, and change the subject.

She tells me about her beloved little dog, Lacey, her "bosom companion." I tell her about my cat Pixel. "He thinks he's my boyfriend," I say. "He is an infallible judge of character. My ex-husband is the only person he's ever bitten enough to hurt. If, when you are my guest, he sits on you, you are more likely to be invited back."

I start unloading her many groceries, carefully putting them along the right side of the porch and the edges of the steps. "Oh, thank you so much for doing that. The others always just dump them right in front of the door. The logic of men, I suppose."

 
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09.07.2006 at 11:22 Reply
Re
You damn liberals and your Bush hating. When will you accept that God loves Bush and America, but hates you!

 

09.08.2006 at 12:24 Reply
R
I know that you are a truely enlighted being, bless you too.

 

09.09.2006 at 05:32 Reply
I'm a damn liberal-conservative who has been ordered by God to think only nice thoughts about our fearless leader. Obviously God is not crazy about my personal self, and the Creator must be awfully fond of George to have made him POTUS ... but I can't accept that God loves America more than, say, Guatemala. Ever heart the phrase, "Slower than the wrath of God"? The Almighty is probably just being almightily patient with the USA, that's all. Thank Goddess for that.

 

09.13.2006 at 06:05 Reply
Religion has been the single biggest contributor of war in the world throughout the ages. The world would be a greater place without organized religion. But I'm a damn happy guy when I see religious idiots blowing the crap out of each other. Thinning out the masses. Like a pressure valve for stupidity.

 

 
 

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