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August 1st, 2007 Jessica Machado | Food Reviews & Stories
 

Jáce Gáce

Waffles and beer: Great idea, sloppy execution.

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A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? Not exactly.
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Before backpacking through Europe, I believed waffle indulgence meant springing for Eggos or the "bigger" cone at Baskin-Robbins. Imagine my delight when I stumbled upon Belgian waffle carts at every other street corner. I sampled cakey squares smothered with fresh strawberries and powdered sugar, or smeared with chocolate and creamy Nutella. And now, years later, my favorite waffle companion is bacon or a Southern-fried chicken wing.

So I was excited to hear about Jáce Gáce, a new coffee shop/bar/artist space specializing in waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner (I counted the minutes until their 4 pm waffle happy hour). Jáce isn't the first or the only place in P-town to rock the waffle theme—North Lombard's Flavour Spot cart serves a mean marshmallowy s'more sandwich—but it's the only waffle joint serving neighborhood brews, like Clinton Street, on tap. Plus, the evening I dropped by, I felt welcomed by the ample sidewalk seating and eager staff (five of them, one of me).

Indoors, however, the white walls were bare (they have a new exhibit once a month, but are artless half the time). The key exception was a chalkboard menu listing the daily selection of eight to 10 waffles ($5-$8); selections fluctuate based on seasonal fruit. The waffle artists are also happy to throw together any ingredients they have on hand (I was offered Brie and walnuts to accompany my $2 glass of house cab).

Jáce's tasty, sweet-topped waffles (piña colada, granola 'n' yogurt) are made in the traditional, yeasty Belgian style, while the savory selections (huevos rancheros, asparagus and curry) are made with cornmeal (a vegan waffle is also available). Sadly, the doughy consistency of the cornmeal product leaves heartier waffle concoctions either soggy with sauce or mushy with cheddar. A thinner, crispier waffle might work better.

As I sat nodding along to Jáce's impressive song selection—the Roots, Sharon Jones, Springsteen—while trying to sop up what little maple syrup was drizzled on my room-temperature Brie square, I realized I really, really wanted to like Jáce. It offers all my favorite things—a patio, cheap drinks, waffles, cheese, waffles with cheese—but as I ate, the angrier I grew at nice-enough owner Giles Neale.

A sculptor himself, Neale may believe that art is his cafe's focus, but staring at the naked walls, I wasn't buying it just yet. And if you're going to specialize in one thing, like waffles, they had better be amazing. Even IHOP offers four flavors of syrup, for chrissakes! For now, Jáce's just left me craving Popeyes Chicken and nostalgic for Nutella.


2045 SE Belmont St., 239-1887. 7 am-2 pm Monday-Tuesday, 7 am-2 pm and 4 pm-12:30 am Wednesday-Friday, 8 am-12:30 am Saturday-Sunday. $ Inexpensive.
 
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08.01.2007 at 09:38 Reply
"Rock" the waffle theme?...... finally...a cure for my Priapism

 

08.01.2007 at 05:56 Reply
I've spent quite a bit of time hanging out in J?ce G?ce since they opened and I have only seen the walls bare for about four days a month. (I'm sure it takes a few days to change the art show) If you want to have four kinds of syrup go to IHOP. I've never had a grilled cheese or huevos ranchero waffle before (they are delicious) but I can't imagine how you would go about keeping a waffle crisp short of covering it in shellac when it has ranchero sauce on it. What an awful review of a great place! The more I read this review I angrier I grew at Jessica Machado. They pay you to write reviews?! Popeyes Chicken?? While your at Popeyes swing by McDonald's and top it off with a Hoho from Wal-Mart.

 

08.02.2007 at 05:32 Reply
WOW! Another reason why i don't read Willamette week. You guys really don't know shit from apple sauce most the time. As i read your story I'm scratching my head wondering where you got your info. I've been to Jace a bunch of times and seen the walls blank once/twice maybe. You say "but are artless half the time)." Are you making this up as you go along? You are writing a review of a independently owned business with freshly opened doors. (the word Ihop shouldn't even cross your mind) I'm not sure but i don't think Jace Gace has a art focus. Its more of a come hang out, sip on a brew, enjoy conversation and look at art kind of place.(witch is up 90% of the time, a great gallery space) The tierra misu waffle i would go so far as to call it amazing. Four flavors of syrup, when did you mistake Jaces dimly lite kush atmosphere for a Denny's all you can eat buffet line. I'm not even going to get into the "craving Popeye's Chicken" line. Jeremy was right, What an awful review of a great place! Lego my Eggo Jessica!

 

08.03.2007 at 06:35 Reply
Hey folks... it's just an opinion. Everyone's got one. Much like assholes.

 

08.03.2007 at 10:44 Reply
You suck a dick. I've farted better articles. Stop getting high before you review restaurants.

 

 
 

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