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July 23rd, 2008 WW Editorial Staff | Food Reviews & Stories
 

CARBONI’S

The pizza has real potential; the barbecue is a lost cause.

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Is it a pizza place or a barbecue joint? If one restaurant could do both really well, no one would care about such an identity crisis. But while the pizza at 10-month-old Carboni’s, formerly Wildfire Wood-Fired Pizza & Barbeque, has real potential, the meats from the pit are a mess.

Pizzas, thin-crusted, crispy and baked in a wood-fired oven, are the best eats the house has to offer. While the slightly charred, blistery dough is a contender for the city’s best crust, the toppings and bland sauce can fall short. Try the spicy sopressata ($12 for a 12-inch, $22 for a 16-inch pie) or cheeseless marinara ($8 for a 12-inch, $14 for a 16-inch), but avoid the funghi ($12, $22) with flaccid, chewy ’shrooms and a pungent truffle-oil drizzle. A Caesar salad ($8 whole, $4.50 half) was a competent version of the staple, with crisp romaine hearts and a rich, garlicky housemade dressing.

Getting one of those pies, however, may prove tricky. Staffing appears oddly thin and service can be flighty at best and downright neglectful at worst. The space, too, feels strangely unfinished and thrown together, as though there’s just not enough time or able bodies to polish the place up. That’s a pity, because the room has lots of natural light, floor-to-ceiling windows, and a relaxed informality, brightened by the glow from the front-and-center cooking area and its star, that brick oven.

And then there’s the disappointing barbecue. The pulled pork ($6 lunch sandwich, $13 dinner plate with two sides) was the best of the bunch, with a heap of tired, not-so-smoky meat drizzled with a small amount of the sweet, housemade barbecue sauce. The pork spareribs ($7.50 lunch, $14-$17 dinner) were crusted in a blackened layer of spices, which yielded (with effort) to reveal leathery, tough, nearly translucent meat. The beef brisket ($6 lunch sandwich, $14 dinner plate) was nearly flavorless, rubbery in texture, and while plentiful, not appealing. The disconnect is odd, since owner Kevin Hutchinson says his customers balked when he took his barbecue-pit offerings off the menu in November. Carboni’s resurrected its ‘cue menu in mid-May.

Perhaps this kitchen is stretched too far with too few resources. Maybe it should try to perfect the thing it does reasonably well—pizza—and leave the barbecue to someone else.


EAT: Carboni’s, 3925 NE Martin Luther King Blvd., 546-3111. Lunch 11 am-3 pm and dinner 5-10 pm Tuesday-Friday; 11 am-10 pm Saturday; noon-9 pm Sunday. $$ Moderate.
 
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07.23.2008 at 04:04 Reply
The bbq at Carboni's is excellent, The owner won best bbq in Ptld 2 years ago. I think your taste buds might of been off that day. Try it again!!

I am personlly

not crazy about fungi Pizza so I order the other pizza'a My favorite is the Perrerdew, there's none other quite like it

 

07.27.2008 at 06:40 Reply
In regard to deeda's review of Carboni's all I can say is this woman obviously knows nothing of BBQ and the work that goes into producing it. I met Kevin before he brought his bbq back on the menu and have since dined there on several occasions. Each time has been better then the last, service was attentive and the Q was excellent. The sides are a phenomenon, and Kevin himself is more then willing to take the time to share tips with fellow cookers.

I would be interested to know what local BBQ joints that deeda does approve of, so I can avoid them like the plague.

 

07.27.2008 at 07:43 Reply
After reading this review, my only thought was WOW! I can't believe that someone who doesn't appear to have much knowledge about, or taste for, bbq would be allowed to write such a judgmental article on a local business. There's a tasteful way to say that something isn't to your liking, let people form their own opinions. I run an outdoor cooking web site and wrote a review on Carboni's a few weeks after they fired up the pit for the summer season. I couldn't disagree more with your experience. Read it on bbqPDX.com and see what I'm talking about. Thanks.

 

09.26.2008 at 06:01 Reply
If you are into wood oven fired pizza you should try Mi Famiglia in Oregon City!

 

 
 

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