Tuesday, February 14

A Lovers' Guide to Tonight's Blazers/Wizards Game: An Almost Live Special Report

News I will not be live-blogging tonight's Blazers/Wizards Valentine's Day matchup (too busy being romant... More

Feb 14, 2012 05:05 pm by CASEY JARMAN  | Comments 0
 

Valentine's Day in the Naked City: Couple Arrested After Sex Role-Playing in Grocery Parking Lot

News A Northeast Portland couple took sex-in-a-car to new places in celebration of Valentine’s Day, muc... More

Feb 14, 2012 03:55 pm by HANNAH HOFFMAN  | Comments 0
 

Washington State Senate Approves CRC Tolls

News A big step to raising money for the $3.5 billion Columbia River Crossing cleared its first vote Tues... More

Feb 14, 2012 01:03 pm by WW Staff  | Comments 0
 

Sam Adams is on Yelp

News The other day I noticed a curious tweet from our venerable mayor's Twitter account:Yes, Sam is tweet... More

Feb 13, 2012 01:20 pm by RUTH BROWN  | Comments 4
 
 
 
Home · Articles · News · News · Let's say president Bush sends you on a secret mission to the Middle East.
April 24th, 2002 | News
 

Let's say president Bush sends you on a secret mission to the Middle East.

You may talk to either Sharon or Arafat. Who do you pick, and what do you say?

1 Comments
     
Tags:
Match the photo with the response. Answers below.


(A)
Steve Seal
, 24 Paralegal/drummer, Southeast Portland


(B)
Rebecca Pierce
, 21 Student, downtown

Ê


(C)
Dwain Meyer, 30 Regional marketer, Southeast Portland


(D)

Mike Lisac, 36 Construction worker, downtown

Ê

Ê

ANSWER #1: "I would speak with Sharon and let him know that the economic aid we provide is probably going to be halted until there's some pullback and some discussion. The only way the United States can leverage anything is to condemn their actions on both sides and use money as a leverage."

ANSWER #2: "I would pick Sharon and tell him to finish with the incursions in the West Bank and Gaza, ask for the U.S. to provide forces, and then completely withdraw--with the exception of Jerusalem, because if the Palestinians were allowed part of Jerusalem as their capital, it would cause too many problems. The split needs to be complete.

ANSWER #3: "There's nothing you can say to heal a thousand years of killing. I'd go there and check out the food. Other than that, I wouldn't say anything to them."

ANSWER #4:"I don't care if I'm talking to Sharon or Arafat. I would go in and say, 'We will invade Canada. And we'll give you whatever land we can wrench from the hands of the Canadians.' It's really all about space. If the Jews and the Palestinians can't agree, maybe we just have to send one of them to a cold, desolate place."

Ê

Ê

Ê

Ê

Ê

Ê

Ê

<hiss@wweek.com.

 
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 
 
 

 

 
04.25.2002 at 05:08 Reply
too easy the job descriptions gave it away, try it with just the faces next time —corbin supak

 

 
 

Web Design for magazines