Tired Of Turkey?

Order yourself an alternabird this Thanksgiving.

By BEN WATERHOUSE

GOOSE

$4.99 per pound at New Seasons Market. Order online at newseasonsmarket.com.
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OSTRICH

$26 per pound at exoticmeats.com.
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SQUAB

$10.99 per pound at Nicky USA, 234-4263 at nickyusa.com.
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DUCK

$3.99 per pound at New Seasons Market. Order online at newseasonsmarket.com.
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“CELEBRATION ROAST”

$9.99 per pound at Whole Foods, 1210 NW Couch St., 525-4343 and other locations.
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Headout Picks

WEDNESDAY NOV. 12

KIDD PIVOT
Kaul Auditorium, Reed College, 3203 SE Woodstock Blvd., 790-2787. 8 pm Wednesday-Saturday, Nov. 12-15. $16-$26.

[MUSIC] GANG GANG DANCE, MARNIE STERN
Marnie Stern is the best guitar player you've never heard of, shredding like Eddie Van Halen one minute and writing a delicate, arty rock song the next. Berbati's Pan, 231 SW Ankeny St., 248-4579. 9 pm. $12 advance, $15 day of show. 21+.

FRIDAY NOV. 14

SYNECDOCHE, NY
Regal Fox Tower Stadium 10, 846 SW Park Avenue, 221-3280. See Movietimes for showings. $7.50-$10.50.

[WORDS] MORTIFIED PDX ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
Your fellow Portlanders get up and read embarrassing journal entries for your enjoyment. Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th Ave., 248-1030. 8 pm Friday-Saturday Nov. 14-15; 7 pm Sunday Nov. 16. $10 advance/$12 at the door. Tickets at getmortified.com/live.

SATURDAY NOV. 15

JUNK TO FUNK
Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell St., 284-8686. 8 pm. $16 advance, $20 door. Visit junktofunk.org for details.

[SCREEN] WENDY AND LUCY
The Northwest Film & Video Festival gets dibs on the Portland debut of Kelly Reichardt's Cannes-buzzed film about Michelle Williams losing her dog outside the Lombard Street Walgreens. Whitsell Auditorium, Portland Art Museum, 1219 SW Park Avenue, 221-1156. 8 pm. $5-$8.

SUNDAY NOV. 16

NICK JAINA BAND, TU FAWNING, BLIND PILOT
A Narrow Way,
Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside St., 231-9663. 9 pm. $10. 21+.

TUESDAY NOV. 18

CLASSICAL REVOLUTION
Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th Ave., 248-1030. 9 pm. $3.

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