What's with the pile of rock and broken cement at Southeast Water Avenue?
I drive the Marquam Bridge daily, and on the east end
by Southeast Water Avenue is a pile of rock and broken cement that
neither grows nor gets smaller, even though giant backhoes are active
Why do trains still have to blow their horns in town?
Why in the name of the Almighty Monkey do we still have
to suffer through trains blowing their horns as they crawl through
town? I mean, this is 2013—can’t they figure out some better option t
What is this Union Cab company, with its splashy
periwinkle and orange sherbet-colored cars? Can Union be trusted? And
who gave it permission to operate here?
—Night Cabbie in SE
Does Portland really have the highest number of strip clubs per capita?
I always hear that Portland has the most strip clubs of
any city in the U.S.—or at least the most per capita. Are either of
these claims even slightly true?
Why is nothing in Oregon named after President Herbert Hoover?
U.S. President Herbert Hoover was from Oregon. How come nothing here is named after him?
I admire your penchant for brevity, Willi. You should be on Twitter—and while you’r
Has there always been a wealth of fat chicks in Portland?
Has there always been a wealth of fat chicks in
Portland? I used to brag about how cute (cute, not gorgeous) our women
are, but lately I’ve seen a lot of boombalattys. What gives?
Why are boner pills so damn expensive? Even with my
Kaiser insurance, it’s $135 for eight of the little bastards. Can’t our
local meth cooks make this stuff?
—Going Broke in Camas
One of t
I’ve submitted some great questions to Dr. Know, and
have read only lame questions answered lately. I conclude that the
column is a clever ruse, like letters to a famous porn magazine of past.
They say the CRC is designed to be too low. Would legalized pot in Oregon fix it?
The folks planning the Columbia River Crossing bridge
made it too low for big cargo carriers. Would legalized pot in Oregon
fix this? Imagine: The bridge absorbs enough second-hand smoke to