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Dr. Know: The 411 on the #1

Where did the “We’re Number One!” shout and gesture come from?

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I know Portland doesn’t have any teams likely to inspire this behavior anytime soon, but where did the custom of waving one’s index finger (real or foam rubber) in the air and shouting “We��   More
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Tis the Seasonal Job Scam

If I quit my day job for a seasonal one and get laid off, can I collect unemployment?

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I am dying to be rid of the shackles of my heinous day job. If I quit and took a seasonal holiday job, and then got laid off from that, would I qualify for unemployment? —Jane M. Before I repl   More
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know Knows Nose Pot

Can neti pots kill you?

Dr. Know
So now the Internet is telling me that neti pots—the Ayurvedic sinus-irrigation tool that you use to pour water through your nose—can kill you. Can they? Do those things even work? —Leery i   More
Wednesday, December 5, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Minding your Ps.

Is the “p” in “-corp,” silent?

Dr. Know
I’m hoping you can settle a wee phonological tiff with a co-worker: She says the “p” in “-corp,” as in “U.S. Bancorp,” or “PacifiCorp,” is silent. I say hogwash—these companies   More
Wednesday, November 28, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Stuffing the Odds

Should I enter the lottery’s Thanksgiving Day Raffle?

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Should I enter the lottery’s Thanksgiving Day Raffle? My odds aren’t great, but aren’t they better in this game, since they only sell a limited number of tickets? I’m feeling lucky! —So   More
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Blunt Questions

Can we just cruise up to Washington and buy legal weed whenever we want now?

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So, now that Initiative 502, the recreational pot law, has passed in Washington, what’s the deal for folks in Portland? Can we just...   More
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Portland Gangland Style

Was Portland really a mob town at some point in its history?

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I keep hearing that back in the day, Portland was a mob town full of hit men, bootleggers and women of easy virtue. Could our currently milquetoast city really have such a colorful past? —Multno   More
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Fine Feathered Feces

Does goose poop represent a significant health threat?

Dr. Know
Let’s talk goose poop: Every park and walkway near the Willamette River is covered with the stuff. Is it any health threat to people and pets? —Thomas C. Before I answer, I’d like to formal   More
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Even the Oxen Aren't Safe

Any irony behind calling our food-stamp program the "Oregon Trail" card?

Dr. Know
When I think “Oregon Trail,” I think of people barely surviving on meager rations as part of a dehumanizing ordeal. That does make the phrase an appropriate name for our food-stamp program, bu   More
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Voting None Of The Above

Who can I write in for mayor that has the best chance of winning?

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I can’t vote for Jefferson Smith for mayor because he is a total fuckup. I can’t vote for Charlie Hales because he’s a lying son of a bitch. At this point, any alternative sounds good. Who c   More
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 MARTY SMITH
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