Why don’t the police arrest drivers with dark-tinted side windows?
Recent studies have shown that over 93 percent of
drivers with dark-tinted side windows are either drug dealers,
pedophiles or repeat sex offenders. Why don’t the police arrest these
Which Portland bridges are capable of surviving the Big Quake?
After the big one hits and we Mad-Max our way out of
the rubble, which bridges will be available for pedestrian, biking and
automobile use? I am preparing a post-disaster beer-run map as part of
People new to Portland tell me that our city is very
passive-aggressive compared to other places. I’m sorry to say that I
agree with them. What gives Portland this reputation, and what, if
Portland-Milwaukie Light Rail cost $1.5 billion for 7.3
miles, or $205 million per mile. I’m a mass-transit fan, but yikes! I
don’t see gold leaf on any of the new tracks, so I’m stumped. Ho
I’m running for Metro president, but there seems to be a
general ignorance as to what Metro is. Before campaign season kicks
off, can you explain to folks what it does? This way I can talk more
Recently, restaurants have begun expanding their dining
areas by annexing public, on-street parking spaces to build little
outdoor decks for tables and seats. Will you please comment on the
I hear electric cars don’t shield riders from all that EMF they produce. Are we doomed?
I hear electric cars don’t shield riders from all that
electromagnetic field (EMF) radiation they produce. I pity the way the
“humans” in these cars are getting their gonads micro-nuked. Are
Can you legally ride horses on Portland’s streets?
Can you legally ride horses on Portland’s streets? And water them at Skidmore Fountain? Should I build a paddock in my driveway?
It’s funny you should bring this up, Carl. As it turns