The Blazers’ non-basketball power rankings: Offseason Edition.
Following the NBA is, more than ever, a full-time
endeavor. For us basketball junkies, the once-sleepy offseason is now a
fever dream of free-agency speculation, Trade Machine playfulness, and
Editor’s note: Wm. Willard Greene “got into some legal
shit” in rural California while returning from Humboldt County. He asked
an associate to fill in.
Washington and Colorado legalized
How Sega Genesis almost upset the mighty Super Nintendo—and what went wrong.
The 16-bit era was arguably the most competitive in the
history of console gaming, with everyone from Commodore computer to
arcade kingpin Neo Geo taking on Nintendo. Among the challengers, onl
Portland radio host Carl Wolfson owns one of the world’s top collections of campaign buttons.
You can buy a lot of things with $600,000. A house or two.
A Lamborghini Aventador. Four years at a fancy private college for your
three kids. Or the full contents of Carl Wolfson’s storage sp
Top selections from Carl Wolfson's world class campaign button collection.
Best Reason for Not Smoking
A critique of the 1968 American
Independent Party ticket of George Wallace and cigar-chomping Air Force
Gen. Curtis “Bombs Away” LeMay.
Best “O” Not on a Du
Why the new Kirk Reeves mural doesn’t have his famous hat.
In August, the city unveiled a mural in honor of the late
Kirk Reeves. The painting is a touching tribute to the smiling street
musician, famous for his trumpet and white dinner jacket, complete
Testing the strain that has well-funded pot opponents worried.
Editor’s note: Wm. Willard Greene is very busy with marijuana harvest season, so his protégé, Mary Romano, fills in this week.
As the shadowy opposition to marijuana
legislation began to take
Chatting with Barry Friedman, the world’s foremost expert on Pendleton blankets.
There are a lot of semi-prominent people named Barry
Friedman—an NYU law professor, a juggler, an antiques dealer and a
Friedman of Phoenix is the world’s foremos
Siobhan Gill pulls on a glass pipe shaped like Absolem, the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland.
A bowl loaded with AK-47 marijuana flares, and soon smoke billows back
out, curling up, framed by
Clear your calendar. Set your DVR. The Simpsons marathon is coming.
What are you doing for the next 12 days?
Zilch? Good. Because Homer, Bart, Disco Stu, Jub-Jub, Frank “Grimey”
Grimes, Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo and the rest are coming to your